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Nude people in town center could prompt ban
2006-08-23
You don't want to hang your mouse over this. Trust us. Really.
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. --Complaints about young people who spend time in downtown naked have prompted the Select Board to explore an anti-nudity ordinance. Groups of young people have been congregating in a downtown parking lot and enjoying the warm summer weather without clothing, and that bothers some local residents. "A parking lot is not a strip club. It's a parking lot," resident Theresa Toney told the Select Board last week. She said she has seen repeated instances of naked people hanging out downtown. "This is a problem. What about children seeing this?" Toney asked.
I guess that could depend on whether the children are clothes or nekkid. On the other hand, I suppose we, the aged, should keep our clothes on to avoid causing them to fall into deep depression at the thought of looking like us someday.
“Vermont has no law against nudity, though some cities and towns ban it by ordinance...”
Vermont has no law against nudity, though some cities and towns ban it by ordinance.
They also gave us Howard Dean. What more do you need to know
News that the Select Board had asked Town Attorney Robert Fisher to research a possible local ordinance drew a protest of sorts Friday, as five young men gathered downtown and stripped their clothes off in protest. "There's no real valid way to justify the banning of nakedness," said one of the men, Adhi Palar, between licks on his clarinet. "Nakedness does not violate any human rights whatsoever."
Oh, sure it does. Lots of people find it uncomfortable to look at. I enjoy the sight of a pretty girl. The more scantily clad they are the happier I am, but not at work and not on the streets downtown. It's distracting. And the sight of nekkid guys does zip for me.
With no law to enforce, Police Chief John Martin was taking a laid-back approach. "What's the harm?" Martin asked. "It's a problem to the extent that it bothers people, but we've always had it here. We get calls and we check out what's going on. Even though there's often no criminal violation, we want to be sure there isn't a confrontation. Or that someone is not emotionally disturbed." A criminal charge might result if the nudity is sexual in nature, with the purpose of "gratification or the intent of arousing oneself or another," Martin said.
Posted by:Fred

#18  Shrinkage! SHRINKAGE!!!
Posted by: George Costanza   2006-08-23 16:50  

#17  There are eight million stories in the naked city. This is one of the nakedist.
Posted by: Mike   2006-08-23 16:48  

#16  Jeeeezus!
I was gonna say that early onset Alzheimers is a terrible thing but these three look like they passed that stage a long time ago.
Nice touch with the pierced man boobs on the right. Like he's not gross looking enough...
Yeeeesh!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2006-08-23 16:16  

#15  "No fat chicks!"
Posted by: mojo   2006-08-23 14:56  

#14  These are mostly teenagers, as in teen girls. As in under aged teen girls. There's a teeny tiny reason to be disturbed.

Or chartering a tour bus.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2006-08-23 13:54  

#13  MOre naked old people could desexualize our youth by turning them off entirely. It might be worth a try even if it stains the psychy of non youth in the process.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-08-23 12:33  

#12  That's a little more info than I needed Phil_b, but thanks for sharing.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-23 12:16  

#11  I never wanted to grow old-- but I was never truly terrified of it until I did a mouseover on that pic.

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-08-23 08:39  

#10  I think the guy in the middle used to be on the Benny Hill Show...
Posted by: Fred   2006-08-23 07:44  

#9  Penises....why do they hate us?
Posted by: Snowstorms   2006-08-23 06:54  

#8  Really cold weather can cause a man's penis to retract right inside his body. It happened to me once when I got stuck on a mountainside in a snowstorm while rock climbing.

Reaching down to pull out your plonker to take a leak and being unable to locate it, is a very disturbing experience. Trust me, I know.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-08-23 05:28  

#7  Hey! Those are the three voters in Florida that I was looking for to help secure my win there! Why haven't they found the polling station yet?
Posted by: Al Gore   2006-08-23 03:20  

#6  Oh my. Is that third guy in between tranny procedures, or did his parents get a discount mohel?

It all reminds me of one of the PPD's unofficial rules: The people you would like to see naked seldom are.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-08-23 03:04  

#5  Fred, when ya goin' fishing again? Soon?
Posted by: GK   2006-08-23 02:05  

#4  Must be rather cold weather there.
Posted by: Fordesque   2006-08-23 01:58  

#3  "You don't want to hang your mouse over this. Trust us. Really."

Which of course means everyone will do it - and....

ROFLMAO!

Have these clowns ever looked in a mirror? Or even looked down? (Of course, they'd need a magnifying glass for that.)



Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-08-23 01:14  

#2  OMG I am going to have nightmares.
Posted by: djohn66   2006-08-23 00:42  

#1  AGGHHH!! My Eyes!!!
Posted by: Slomoter Craviling1201   2006-08-23 00:27  

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