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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man arrested during sexual assault
2006-08-23
Tucson Police say a dangerous man is off the streets and locked up in County Jail. Fernando Egurrola-Gutierrez, a 26-year-old resident of Mexico, was arrested Saturday night after Police responded to reports of a home invasion. Police arrived on the scene about two minutes after getting the call. When they got there they say Gutierrez was on top of the female victim. Sergeant Decio Hopffer told News 4, "We had to go hands-on with him. He did not immediately comply with our demands so we had to go hands-on to detain him."
"Kelly!"
"Yes, Sarge?"
"Get his attention!"
[WHACK!]
"Aaaaaaiiiiieeeeee!"
After booking Gutierrez, Police say they found solid evidence linking him to another attempted sexual assault in the same area.
Posted by:Fred

#7  LOL, TR. "Cookbook", LOL.
Posted by: flyover   2006-08-23 23:15  

#6  Put him in a wooden shack, set him on a wooden chair bolted to the floor. Pound a nail through each of his balls into the wooden chair.

Hand him a dull knife, set shack on fire. Leave.
Posted by: Texas Redneck   2006-08-23 23:07  

#5  Only doin the rapes Americans don't want to do. And "hands-on"? I can hardly wait for the ACLU lawsuit...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-08-23 16:11  

#4  Now he's going to get a taste of the penile penal system.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-08-23 12:25  

#3  Shoulda fired a tazer at his balls. I think he would have responded to any further commands.
Posted by: SOP35/Rat   2006-08-23 03:03  

#2  solid evidence

I don't want to know . . . .
Posted by: gorb   2006-08-23 03:03  

#1  Illegal immigrants. Doing the sexual assaults that Americans won't do.
Posted by: Rambler   2006-08-23 00:55  

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