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Participant of Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament Disqualified
2006-08-28
A participant of a sex dolls rafting tournament has been disqualified for sexual abuse of an apparatus, Zizn’ newspaper reports. Igor Osipov was not able to keep in his sexual desire, even in the cool water of the Vuoksa river near St. Petersburg. Over 400 “sportsmen” took part in the Bubble Baba Challenge tournament.
Where's ESPN when you need them?
“It’s fun and difficult to swim 1200 meters in stormy river with an exotic apparatus, as inflatable ladies slip out of hands”, tournament organizer Dmitriy Bulaviniv said. At a juries’ command participants jumped into the water. Strong wind and flow snatched out resilient dolls from strong men’s hands, and only Osipov,40, resolutely approached to the finish. “I was shocked, I think it was an expression of his great desire to win,” Osipov’s friend said. The jury then noticed Osipov’s strange position and told him to moor.
"Hey, how is he holding on to the doll without using his hands? Oh, wait..."
When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmerÂ’s doll.
Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
The jury found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him. Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming, organizers say.
Errrr, ok
The first tournament took place in 2003, sponsored by a number of Russian sex shops.
Must be a lot of "rafters" in Russia
Posted by:Steve

#6  I'm glad to see Americans aren't the only people with far too much time on their hands. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-08-28 22:57  

#5  Guy must have some strong desires, that water looks cold!

Posted by: Tony (UK)   2006-08-28 14:06  

#4  Strong wind and flow snatched out resilient dolls from strong menÂ’s hands

Or was it resilient strong men's hands flowed to dolls.......
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-08-28 13:59  

#3  Five will get you ten the instructions for the doll explicitly declare "NOT to be used as a flotation device".

Sheesh.
Posted by: GORT   2006-08-28 11:58  

#2  LOL
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-08-28 10:42  

#1  Igor Osipov later expressed a regret for not overcoming his urges, stating that the doll was "no Cherry 2000 by any stretch of imagination".
Posted by: twobyfour   2006-08-28 10:20  

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