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10 Things to Know About Guantanamo
2006-09-15
Hat tip Instapundit.
The Pentagon successfully avoided being on David Letterman's Top Ten list for many years. So this week Secretary Donald Rumsfeld 's speechwriters tried to help, sending out "Ten Facts About Guantanamo" to highlight what a nice place it is.

The first fact notes that the inmates include some truly nasty terrorist trainers and bombmakers. The second says "More money is spent on meals for detainees than" on U.S. troops stationed there. "The average weight gain per detainee is 20 pounds."
Not near enough. They should gain 100 pounds each. A fat terrorist is a slow terrorist.
"The Muslim call to prayer sounds five times a day," we are told, and arrows point "toward the holy city of Mecca."

The prisoners receive free medical, dental and psychiatric care, and in 2005 "there were 35 teeth cleanings." The other 400 or so housed there will have to wait awhile.

Fact No. 5 notes that the Red Cross visits "every few months" and that there's regular contact between the terrorism suspects and their families.

"Recreation activities include basketball, volleyball, soccer, ping-pong and board games," according to Fact No. 6. "High-top sneakers are provided."

We are told that upon release, everyone gets "a Koran, a jean jacket, a white T-shirt, a pair of blue jeans, high-top sneakers" -- a second pair -- "a gym bag of toiletries" (remember not to try to take the liquids onboard), and "a pillow and blanket for the flight home."

Fact No. 8, probably one of the most important, notes that, contrary to what you might have heard, the prisoners actually really want to be in Guantanamo. "The mother of a detainee stated: 'Of course they wanted to stay there. . . . They had human rights and good living standards there. They had dentists and good meals -- everything they wanted.' " Turns out, this quote from a March 2004 edition of the London Times was a Russian mother comparing Guantanamo with Russian jails.
Or you could compare the treatment of prisoners at Abu Ghraib with American versus Iraqi prisoners.
There was "Arabic language TV," a large library with books in 13 languages. "The most requested book is 'Harry Potter,' " we're told.

And Fact No. 10. "In 2005, Amnesty International stated that 'the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay has become the gulag of our times.' " This last fact was intended as a shot at Amnesty for comparing a veritable five-star hotel with the infamous Soviet labor camps. After all, the commies never gave away high-tops.
They were stingy with food, too, as I recall.
We're told some Pentagon folks balked at putting the list up on the Pentagon Web site, but an updated version -- minus the Russian mother quote -- is up there now.

Matt Latimer, director of the Pentagon writers group, who put together the list, said, "We welcome the chance to let people know there's more than one side to the story in Guantanamo." Latimer said, "We've gotten a lot of kudos from people who are glad we are at last . . . defending the facility."
Posted by:Steve White

#10  JosephM, I'm proud that you include yourself amongst us Americans. In your own way you are a unique and valuable asset.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-09-15 22:59  

#9  America must lead the world by example, D *** it, which is why our enemies, including but not limited to Anti-AMer Americans, demand America [WEst] be the only ones to surrender, submit, concede, and appease, including to our own unilateral "polite' extermination.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-09-15 21:49  

#8  Must be nice to demand that America treats its Radical-Anarchistic, etc. enemies wid perfectionist "benevolent/ethical humanism", but our enemies don't have to do the same to us.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-09-15 21:46  

#7  True, Gleper Whomoque3392, but at the end of it you will have an education, the opportunities that go therewith, and all that having built a strong character entails. They will be fat, incredibly out of shape, bitter, and generally as useless as human beings as they were before they were caught. Hooray for America, indeed. And good luck with school -- this country can use more like you, who know the value of their choices and are willing to make the sacrifices necessary to make things happen.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-09-15 20:12  

#6  And I'll supply my own Brillo pads.. no cost to the taxpayer
Posted by: john   2006-09-15 16:33  

#5  The prisoners receive free medical, dental and psychiatric care, and in 2005 "there were 35 teeth cleanings." The other 400 or so housed there will have to wait awhile.

I'll gladly volunteer to perform dental work on the other 400.

Now where did I leave that old rusty pliers?

Posted by: john   2006-09-15 16:26  

#4  Great, these assholes live the good life in Cuba, while I eat ramen noodles and drive on bald tires so I can afford college.

Hurray for fucking America!
Posted by: Gleper Whomoque3392   2006-09-15 14:22  

#3  Point 'em at Epcot.
Posted by: 6   2006-09-15 13:26  

#2  "The Muslim call to prayer sounds five times a day," we are told, and arrows point "toward the holy city of Mecca."
Slowley but surely, reposition the arrows.
Posted by: plainslow   2006-09-15 12:38  

#1  Guess I'm going order my Club Gitmo gear soon, before they close the place.
order here

Posted by: ex-lib   2006-09-15 11:33  

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