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Muslim youths declare jihad on magic tree. Tree summons police.
2006-10-03
Indonesian police have slapped a cordon around a huge landmark Banyan tree in the capital after members of a Muslim youth group attacked it to prove it had no special mystical powers. The governor of Jakarta filed a complaint with police after youths hacked and damaged the 100-year-old banyan, on a traffic island in the capital, in a bid to dispel rumors the tree harbored special powers. "The city government tried hard not to cut the tree when we built a new bus lane. It is more than 100 years old and it is important for the environment," said Susi Marsitawati of Jakarta's park agency.

"But later rumors spread that the government was unable to fell the tree because it has supernatural powers and is sacred," the official said, adding that Jakarta Governor Sutiyoso had filed a complaint with police. Indonesia is predominantly Muslim, but a strong mystical vein runs through the culture. Whatever their faith, many display a deeply spiritual attitude and follow animist beliefs and various superstitions. Jeje Zainudin, chairman of the United Islam Youth, said the group had carried out the attack to counter superstitions surrounding the tree. "It is not a matter of chopping down the tree but this is to counter a popular belief such as if (we) touch it, (we) will get sick or your cleaver will break."
Wonder how they'd feel if I can take a whack at the black rock to disprove its' magic abilities.
Posted by:Thoth

#9  Oh, if only these people weren't homicidal psychopaths, these stories would be hilarious...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-10-03 20:17  

#8  Infidel tree. It must submit to the power of Islam's little wankers.
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-10-03 19:49  

#7  And there's absolutely no truth to the rumor that the tree was an NBA star who ticked off a witch doctor and was turned into a tree mid court.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-10-03 19:01  

#6  Is that why Ward and June named him Beaver, aka the Beav?
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-10-03 17:58  

#5  "It is not a matter of chopping down the tree but this is to counter a popular belief such as if (we) touch it, (we) will get sick or your cleaver will break."

Heh. Never heard that one before...

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-10-03 17:51  

#4  If you touch the tree your sister will marry a Baptist.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-10-03 17:32  

#3  A more subtle, and very effective curse is:

If you touch the tree you will have trouble with erections.

Sufficiently vague, greatly alarming ... they will spend hours secretly wondering if the curse had affected them yet and of course, in some cases, it will as a result of the worry.
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-03 17:31  

#2  If you touch the tree your wanker will fall off.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-10-03 17:25  

#1  "Wonder how they'd feel if I can take a whack at the black rock to disprove its' magic abilities."

My understanding is that that has happened inthe past, which is why it is in pieces now....
Posted by: Mark E.   2006-10-03 16:38  

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