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Paris Hilton - Shanna Moakler Punch-out
2006-10-05
Can Travis Barker really make women go this crazy? His estranged wife, Shanna Moakler, was involved in a nightclub fracas with Paris Hilton early Wednesday morning. Barker, the drummer for Blink-182, filed for divorce in August from Moakler, a former beauty queen who was recently voted off "Dancing With the Stars."

“Hilton says Moakler walked up to her, "used the most vile of language" and then punched her in her jaw.”
In September, Barker was apparently videotaped kissing Hilton, who needs no introduction. Then Hilton encountered Moakler at the Hyde club in Hollywood last night. The following reenactment is based on reports by police, publicists for both women, but unfortunately no pugilistic experts: Hilton says Moakler walked up to her, "used the most vile of language" and then punched her in her jaw.

“Moakler contends Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos bent Moakler's wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs.”
Moakler contends she exchanged mere profanities with Hilton, at which point Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos emerged from the entourage, bent Moakler's wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs. Hilton, 25, and Moakler, 31, both filed police reports alleging battery. Officer Karen Smith said police took pictures of Moakler and Hilton at the station, and that police planned to speak with witnesses at the club as part of their investigation.

TMZ.com posted video of Barker and Hilton making out in a New York nightclub last month. Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, said the two are "just friends."
Moakler and the tattooed punk rocker Barker were an unlikely pair when they married in 2004, documenting their lavish wedding and life on the MTV reality show "Meet the Barkers." They had two children. Moakler also has a 7-year-old daughter with boxer Oscar De La Hoya. TMZ.com posted what it said was video of Barker and Hilton making out in a New York nightclub last month. But Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, said the two are "just friends."
Posted by:Fred

#22  Blink-182: Poway High School, San Diego County. HOT-Chicks-a-plenty since they first recorded. No justice in this world....
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-05 23:07  

#21  He's a junkie bike messenger with a famous band, that's why.
Posted by: Ernest Brown   2006-10-05 23:00  

#20  Jesus, broads fight over this Travis Barker person? He looks like some junkie bike messenger.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-10-05 22:43  

#19  Oh...ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-10-05 22:29  

#18  Shhhh! I've already started engraving your name on the plaque Fred keeps in the office...
Posted by: .com   2006-10-05 22:24  

#17  I stole that one.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-10-05 22:22  

#16  Snark of the Day, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-10-05 21:50  

#15  LOL! thx TU
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-05 21:49  

#14  she's like Kansas. Flat, white, easy to get into.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-10-05 20:38  

#13  Paris - all the posing grace and skill of a badly articulated Barbie doll; and 1/4 of the brains. Same dialogue as talking Barbie.
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-10-05 19:51  

#12  Two non-talented half-wits. One getting by on looks the other on grand-daddy's name and jingle. They need to take it to the octagon in a no-holds barred fight to the death. I'd pay a dollar to see that.

BTW - what nobeards says is spot on. I saw this sign in a bar once, it said: "she's beautiful alright, and you probably want to buy her drink, but somebody somewhere is fed up with her shit."
Posted by: Broadhead6   2006-10-05 19:43  

#11  Shanna, that is.
Posted by: Speart Flerong2904   2006-10-05 17:32  

#10  Miss USA 1995 (succumbed to Playboy 6 years later, not sayin' that's bad or anything)
Posted by: Speart Flerong2904   2006-10-05 17:31  

#9  Who? and Who?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-05 15:38  

#8  I'm supposed to know who Shanna Moakler, right?
Sorry...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-10-05 15:26  

#7  Paris Hilton is yummy. Even though she defends her "honour" almost as well as her city namesake.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-10-05 15:24  

#6  Paris Hilton looks like what would happen when the space aliens messed up their plastic surgery. There is just something *wrong* about her.
They Live!
Posted by: Chinter Flarong   2006-10-05 12:49  

#5  She somehow becomes less attractive posed next to Travis Barker.

She's a dimwitted round-heeled skank, with more looks than brains. After you got past a few romps in the hay, you wouldn't be able to put up with her crap. And believe me, women that look like that come with a load of crap.

Posted by: NoBeards   2006-10-05 12:06  

#4  In September, Barker was apparently videotaped kissing Hilton

You know that old Rantburgism "Then his lips fell off"?

I think kissing P Hilton could actually cause this to happen.
Posted by: charger   2006-10-05 11:32  

#3  She somehow becomes less attractive posed next to Travis Barker. pics
Posted by: Bobby   2006-10-05 05:56  

#2  Yep, no contest, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-10-05 00:51  

#1  mmmmm Shanna Moakler
Posted by: Speart Flerong2904   2006-10-05 00:22  

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