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2006-10-11 |
Posted by:Fred |
#20 Now that sounds like a jihadi nightmare! mhw, much can be accomplished with the right girdle, which it appears to me the lady is wearing. Although, admittedly I had a high school classmate of even more startling proportions -- back in the 1970s when girdles had gone the way of all flesh, thank goodness; but she was of pure Italian descent, fated to become cylindrical like her mother. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2006-10-11 17:57 |
#19 I used to have a helmet with the following message on the top: "Leggo my ears - I know what I'm doin'." Confirmation is unmistakable. |
Posted by: .com 2006-10-11 17:55 |
#18 gorb, the guy was in love with her, show a little respect. Sorry. Next time I'll think it and not say it. :-) |
Posted by: gorb 2006-10-11 17:52 |
#17 The above comes from a toast presented by a fomer Marine Fighter Jock/turned Comedian, named Woody Woodbury. "At last I've found the perfect girl No man could ask for more She's deaf and dumb and oversexed And owns a Liquor Store" Drunk accent when reciting makes it sound better. |
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2006-10-11 16:19 |
#16 USN,ret: Don't forget the fourth attribute - oversexed! |
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2006-10-11 16:11 |
#15 gorb, the guy was in love with her, show a little respect. |
Posted by: wxjames 2006-10-11 15:51 |
#14 Now that I think about it, she may in fact have been the perfect woman. Did she have pistol-grip ears? >:-) |
Posted by: gorb 2006-10-11 15:13 |
#13 Gort: did she stand to inherit a chain of liquor stores? if yes, then 'perfect' is the correct answer....... |
Posted by: USN, ret. 2006-10-11 14:27 |
#12 Wxjames - I feel for ya bud. The one that got away for me was stunningly beautiful, deaf and mute. For the two years she kept me around she never said a thing. Not.One.Word. Now that I think about it, she may in fact have been the perfect woman. (Excepting the Rantburgettes of course.) Heavy sigh. |
Posted by: GORT 2006-10-11 11:23 |
#11 I'm glad I speak English. |
Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2006-10-11 11:06 |
#10 hey, but at least she gave you self-awareness, which is nice |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-10-11 10:34 |
#9 When I was a handsom, young man, my honey was 38-22-36. Eventually, she dumped me, and now I'm screwed up to the core. |
Posted by: wxjames 2006-10-11 09:36 |
#8 Her film biog says a 36-22-36 figure. In general I assume such a measurement is nearly impossible; however, the picture confirms it. She was in some notable horror movies and got typecast. Too bad. |
Posted by: mhw 2006-10-11 08:28 |
#7 She's got legs. She knows how to use them. |
Posted by: Z.Z. Top 2006-10-11 08:00 |
#6 The drop-shadow man dropped by the pressroom. |
Posted by: Shipman 2006-10-11 06:40 |
#5 Legs? |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-10-11 06:00 |
#4 She could make me go "English only". |
Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-10-11 00:31 |
#3 cutem? I've become a Muckster |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-10-11 00:11 |
#2 yikes! I have a cousin named Marla. She's cutem, but don't look nothing like that, otherwise.... nevermind |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-10-11 00:11 |
#1 They always had great gams in the old days. That was the golden age for leg men. |
Posted by: Jonathan 2006-10-11 00:10 |