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Home Front: Culture Wars
Aussie blogger celebrates the 300,000,000th American
2006-10-16
Tim Blair writes:

The Springfield, Missouri, News-Leader despairs over American growth:

AmericaÂ’s population is reaching a huge milestone next week. According to the Census Bureau, sometime Tuesday morning, the 300 millionth American will be born.

And what will the nation do?
Pass out bubblegum cigars?

Stick our heads in the sand and hope nobody notices.

ThatÂ’s a far cry from 1967 when the nation celebrated its 200 millionth resident with fanfare.

This number is more depressing, frankly. WeÂ’ve added 100 million new residents without much thought toward the future.
"It would be one thing if they were the sort of people who drink lattes and white wine and listen to NPR and vote for progressive candidates, but . . ."
Many of them are immigrants of some form or another ...
"Eeeew! Ick! Strange foreign-speaking people! They work hard and go to church and all that disgusting stuff! They'll give us all Mexicooties or Vietnamacooties or something! I mean, my ancestors emigrated here to get away from them foreigners!"

And then thereÂ’s the matter of our own reckless growth.
"Damned red-state breeders!"

What does 300 million mean to global warming? What does it mean to the future of our environment? The fact is, we should pause and wonder about the 300 million number and begin a serious debate about the direction of our country.
Well, Mr. Op-Ed Writer, what do you propose we do about "excess" population? Shall we go to a one-child-per-family limit, backed by forced abortions and infanticide? Or do you prefer simply determining which ones are not worth keeping and hauling them off en masse to a convenient disposal center? Assuming the latter, are you or anyone within your tight little circle of like-thinking friends going to volunteer for liquidation in the interests of the greater good?
[crickets]
Didn't think so.
OK, Tim, back to you:

That “depressing number” of additions to the US population since 1967 will include many staffers at the Springfield News-Leader. I wonder how they feel, knowing their reckless growth depresses whoever wrote that editorial. Please celebrate 300 Million Tuesday by sending family photographs, to be posted on the day. Email address is [trblair-at-ozemail.com.au].

Do click through the link and read the comments. Sister Rantburger Barbara Skolaut contributes a couple of beauties: #18 and #19.

Also, be sure to send Tim your family photos and join the celebration.
Posted by:Mike

#9  You can have the Ohio Valley. I've got dibs on the Strategic Lobster Reserve (Maine)!
Posted by: Mike   2006-10-16 22:27  

#8  Screw that. Everyone else can move to Texas; I'm taking the Ohio River valley for myself.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2006-10-16 22:23  

#7  Understood, sis!
Posted by: Mike   2006-10-16 21:29  

#6  "Sister Rantburger Barbara Skolaut"

Thanks, Mike - just as long as you realize your "sister" isn't nun. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-16 19:14  

#5  Better have really intensive gardens on those plots LOL.
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-16 19:14  

#4  .57 acre?

Damn, #1 Fred, I'm moving! I've only got a 1/3 of an acre now. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-16 19:12  

#3  Their real dispair is that the new Americans aren't buying newspapers.
Posted by: DoDo   2006-10-16 18:27  

#2  
The revolution is successful. But survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well being of society. Your lives mean slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore, I have no alternative but to sentence you to death. Your execution is so ordered, signed Kodos, Governor of Tarsus IV.
From the Star Trek episode "Conscience of the King" comes this motto of the population alarmists.
Posted by: Korora   2006-10-16 18:17  

#1  If every American was to move to Texas, totally vacating the rest of the nation and leaving it to Bambi and Thumper, each American could have a plot of land of about .57 acre.
Posted by: Fred   2006-10-16 18:05  

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