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G'morning. Did you turn your clock back?
2006-10-29
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Posted by:Fred

#24  Angie, like this one?



and then a possible final result:

Posted by: twobyfour   2006-10-29 23:07  

#23  My stepfather only raised Steers and Bulls - so while I know the theory of how - I haven't done it myself. Even I wasn't crazy enough to try on old boozer

Maybe Joan will give lessions...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-10-29 22:53  

#22  Moo!
Posted by: Mike   2006-10-29 22:47  

#21  Had a house cow for many years. I know how to massage a mammary.
Posted by: Classer   2006-10-29 22:37  

#20  Me too Jim- my school had it's own dairy, with Ayrshire cows. We hand milked our way throught the whole herd when the power failed.
Posted by: Grunter   2006-10-29 22:15  

#19  Did you turn your clock back?

Yep - turned it back to the 7th century.
Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad   2006-10-29 20:24  

#18  Count me in - we always had copy or two of Hoards Dairyman laying around.




Posted by: GORT   2006-10-29 19:26  

#17  #7: I'm all for a woman that can milk her own cow. Bet there aren't 20 rantburgers who could do the same.

I've done it.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2006-10-29 19:18  

#16  Grew up in Iowa and it goes without saying that I can milk cows. However, I have found that shoveling manure was the skill most applicable to my professional career.
Posted by: RWV   2006-10-29 18:16  

#15  I'm all for a woman that can milk her own cow. Bet there aren't 20 rantburgers who could do the same. Yep, country-fresh Joan. I'll take two.

Ima milker. Had to when dirt waz new!

»:-)
Posted by: RD   2006-10-29 18:04  

#14  :-) Angie
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 17:25  

#13  Did you turn your clock back?

Dammit, I'm tired of this sexual innuendo!

I tell you what else I'm tired of: these bony-assed models. Just look at the way that gal's hipbones jut out. And her spine! You can practically count the vertebrae! Guys, that's just not healthy.

Joan looks OK, though.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2006-10-29 17:24  

#12  Meet the Parents - too bad, it was funny. You might have actually enjoyed it.
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 17:04  

#11  Meet the Family -- but I had no interest in seeing it or the sequel.
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-29 17:01  

#10  name the movie....
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 16:54  

#9  yuck.
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-29 16:52  

#8  I've done it. Can you milk me, Fokker?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 16:50  

#7  I'm all for a woman that can milk her own cow. Bet there aren't 20 rantburgers who could do the same. Yep, country-fresh Joan. I'll take two.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2006-10-29 16:30  

#6  since no one else had the class...


GOT MILK?
Posted by: RD   2006-10-29 14:18  

#5  I'll take a Joanberger....well done
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 13:19  

#4  Only 2 kinda Bergers....

Joan or Hedy?
Posted by: Shipman   2006-10-29 12:45  

#3  It's all in the grip. Flashback to Witness, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-10-29 11:30  

#2  udderly delicious
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 10:52  

#1  My gawd look at those teats. The very definition of igraa.
Posted by: Mark Z   2006-10-29 10:51  

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