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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Terrorist scampers naked to elude capture
2006-10-31
A wanted Palestinian terrorist showering at his parentsÂ’ home last week escaped an Israeli arrest raid by jumping out a window and running naked through a densely populated refugee camp.

The terrorist, a senior leader of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades in the northern West Bank, recounted the story to WND under the condition his name and location be withheld, conceding he is "very embarrassed" by the incident.

He demanded anonymity even though the event is now well-known in his city. "I was in the bathroom last week. It was night and I was in my parentsÂ’ house," related the terrorist, who is on Israel's most-wanted list and boasts of leading a cell responsible for six suicide bombings and scores of shooting attacks against Israeli soldiers and civilians. "I entered to take a shower and suddenly while I was soaping myself I heard voices and people shouting. I didn't know what they were shouting but I heard the word 'jiash' (soldiers) and I understand that the Israeli army was attacking our house." . . .

"I went out of the bathroom and from the second floor I jumped to the roof of our neighbors. From this roof to another one and than to the street. Soldiers were already far from me at my parentsÂ’ house. I started running almost 200 meters (about 650 feet) in the camp street naked trying with acrobatic gestures to hide my buttocks and my sexual organ."
A bystander described what happened next: "I's just in here gettin my car bomb checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the detonators."

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes . . .
Posted by:Mike

#8  so why is the parent's building still standing?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-31 21:49  

#7  Paleos got showers?

Showers, hell! Paleo's got soap? And know how to use it?

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2006-10-31 21:15  

#6  lotp,

You guys sure it wasn't "Cops!!" they were shouting???

Of course not. But please forward any other inquiries to my legal counsel..:)

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2006-10-31 14:26  

#5  Paleos got showers?

Maybe this is all an 'ass-covering' (so to speak) & he wasn't fleeing his parents' home ahead of an Israeli raid, but rather he was fleeing some woman friend's bedroom ahead of her husband.
Posted by: Glenmore   2006-10-31 12:51  

#4  You guys sure it wasn't "Cops!!" they were shouting???

Heh
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-31 11:51  

#3  Depot Guy,
You and me both, bubba.^5

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2006-10-31 11:49  

#2  "I entered to take a shower and suddenly while I was soaping myself I heard voices and people shouting. I didn't know what they were shouting but I heard the word 'jiash' (soldiers)”

If I had a nickel for every time that happenedÂ…
Posted by: DepotGuy   2006-10-31 11:18  

#1  Can't he get busted for Islamic PECKER WAVIN"??!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2006-10-31 10:44  

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