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2006-11-09 |
Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control one or possibly both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress: 1. Mandatory homosexuality 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups 9. All taxes to be tripled 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated 11. On-demand welfare 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery 18. God to be mocked roundly 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy 22. Texas returned to Mexico 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave" |
Posted by:Hupavish Gloluth1511 |
#2 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French There - fixed that for ya' |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-11-09 18:34 |
#1 Cookies not working. I posted this. |
Posted by: gorb 2006-11-09 14:34 |