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YJCMTSU: In Ft Worth, it's hygeine or death!
2006-11-25
Police: Bloody Brawl Sparked Over Bathroom Hygiene
FORT WORTH, Texas -- A bloody brawl erupted outside a tavern after one customer thought another failed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, according to police. One man was hospitalized with stab wounds. Another was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

According to a police report, the fight broke out Thursday after Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, became upset about a customer's apparent hygiene failure at the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar. Witnesses told police Kisiah confronted the customer and two of his friends, calling them names, telling them they were dirty and threatening to "slash their throats."

Kisiah then hid near a shrub outside the bar and charged the group as they left, the police report said.
Real manly, Texan way to stage a fight.
One of the men, 25-year-old Morgan Jackson, was stabbed four times, police said. He was listed in good condition after surgery.

Kisiah was jailed in lieu of $20,000 bail. Mansfield Jail officials declined to let a reporter speak with Kisiah or say whether he had an attorney. A call to the bar Friday went unanswered.
Kisiah. Nice Texan name, doncha think?
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#9  (signs in restroom)

"Employees Must Use Toilet Paper"

"Due To Water Shortage Toilets Not To Be Flushed Until Full"

(Chinese restaurant restroom)

"Employees Must Wash Cats"


Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-11-25 18:52  

#8  Can you imagine the version in Arabia?

"You only used 2 stones."

"What's it to you?

[BANG!]

OK, it would be shorter.
Posted by: Jackal   2006-11-25 15:20  

#7  What? Didn't use his left hand or something?
Posted by: gorb   2006-11-25 15:07  

#6  Abbott: You got the power.
Costello: What power?
Abbott: The power of wudu.
Costello: Wudu?
Abbott: You do.
Costello: Do what?
Abbott: Have the power.
Costello: What power?
Abbott: The power of wudu.
Costello: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dave D.   2006-11-25 12:11  

#5  Here, hold my beer... wait, did you wash your hands?
Posted by: .com   2006-11-25 10:35  

#4  Whaddya think, Muldoon? Alcohol a factor here?
Could be, sarge. I'll put it in the report...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-11-25 10:31  

#3  how many.
Posted by: .com   2006-11-25 10:30  

#2  Lol. I wonder how will get that ref...
Posted by: .com   2006-11-25 10:28  

#1  Didn't rinse their nostrils?
Posted by: Shipman   2006-11-25 10:21  

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