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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Armed Robber O' The Day
2006-12-21
A thief with decent vision, not to mention foresight, would never try to rob downtown optician Tom Kirkland. Kirklands' designer eyeglass store on North Eighth Street in Richmond is across the street from a Capitol police station.

Kirkland, 51, is armed, and he's an instructor in karate. His sales associate, Neal Griffin, 39, is a bodybuilder.

So there was just no way in Chanel they were going to let someone scoot out of their store yesterday morning with $3,000 worth of designer frames during the height of their busy holiday season. The Grinch didn't steal Christmas, said Kirkland, who has been in business for 24 years.

Richmond police said Rashawn Jamal Perry, 20, entered just after 11:30 a.m. and shoved a customer and Griffin into a carousel of eyewear. Fourth Precinct Sgt. Frank Misiano said Perry then began swiping frames and started to leave the shop when Kirkland sprang into action.

"I jumped on his back and was riding him," Kirkland said. "I started beating him on the head."
"Yeeeeeeeee-haaaaahhhhhhhh!"
Griffin put the strapping suspect into a headlock. A saleswoman ran outside and yelled for help. Within seconds, Capitol police came rushing over with guns drawn. Richmond police charged Perry with robbery, two counts of assault and felony destruction of property. "This guy walked into the wrong store," Misiano said.

Perry suffered a possible broken elbow and back injury. Kirkland got only scratches in the scuffle. "I grew up in Petersburg, I'm used to fighting," said Kirkland, a guy who clearly can Fend for himself.
I blame our public education system.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#8  #7: Too funny!
Posted by: Mick Dundee   2006-12-21 19:57  

#7  Almost, but not quite, as stupid as this guy.
Posted by: gorb   2006-12-21 18:37  

#6  LOL, TU!
Posted by: mac   2006-12-21 16:42  

#5  Perry suffered a possible broken elbow and back injury [LOL]. Kirkland got only scratches in the scuffle. "I grew up in Petersburg Im used to fighting," said Kirkland, a guy who clearly can Fendi for himself.

duh Rashawn, not a guy to fucki with ya krap head.

Posted by: RD   2006-12-21 14:52  

#4  Rashawn Jamal?

I'll go check the Cincinnati Begals roster...
Posted by: Raj   2006-12-21 14:49  

#3  Rashawn Jamal? Sheesh.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-21 14:35  

#2  Seriously lacking those recon skills, I see...
Posted by: Raj   2006-12-21 14:33  

#1  "I jumped on his back and was riding him,"

Yeah, get used to that, Rashawn. It'll probably be happening for the next 6 to 10 years...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-21 14:32  

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