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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| A Rantburg Christmas Carol |
| 2006-12-22 |
| Many heartwarming offers so far, so it's time for some snark: you know... Hitler and Caesar and Agnew and Nixon Stalin and Lenin and David the Klansman but do you recall... the most famous politician of all... Teddy the red-nosed Senator had a very shiny car and if you ever saw it you were probably near a bar all of the other Senators wondered how he got his dames they thought he'd drank too many to join in any bedroom games then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say... "Teddy, with your nose so red, won't you help me guide my sled?" and that's how the po-lice found him wrapped around a maple tree Teddy the red-nosed Senator He's a drunken S.O.B.... hat tip to Bob Rivers and "Twisted Radio" (www.bobrivers.com) check out the site for an audio version and a holiday chuckle. Merry Christmas / Happy Hannukah to all! |
| Posted by:Querent |