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Mariah Takes On Porn Star
2006-12-29
This will require some serious research.
Singer Carey seeks to derail Mary Carey trademark bid
DECEMBER 28-- After threatening legal action to protect her valuable name from an encroaching porn star, Mariah Carey yesterday filed a formal opposition to the bid by actress (and former California gubernatorial candidate) Mary Carey to trademark her stage name. In a notice filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, the pop singer's company, Automatic Princess Holdings, argues that Mary Carey's bid to trademark her name for use in adult films, DVDs, cassettes, computer programs, and other commercial endeavors is likely to result in confusion for the consumer. The public, Mariah Carey contends, is "likely to mistakenly associate the goods offered" by Mary Carey--whose real name is Mary Cook--with the performer's "goods and services." The December 27 notice of opposition, a copy of which you'll find below, requests that Mary Carey's trademark attempt be rejected by USPTO officials. Mary Carey, 26, has appeared in films like "Hot Showers 6" and "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2," and received 11,000 votes in her 2003 election won by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mariah Carey, 36, is, as her filing notes, "a world-famous singer, musical performer, and celebrity." She also appeared in the 2001 film "Glitter."
Since it's The Smoking Gun, there are documents for your perusal. I'd attend to posting numerous "relevant" pix, but Fred would prolly thump me, but good, for what I have in mind. I'd deserve it, too.
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#16  Uh-oh, Linebacker Barbie blitzes!
Posted by: Vegas Matt   2006-12-29 21:25  

#15  I'll volunteer to be the ref! ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2006-12-29 16:44  

#14  To end the "confusion," how about an out of court settlement, decided by mud wrestling?

Dunno. Mud covers so much up. Let's go for something I saw on CSI:NY -- lube wrestling!
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-12-29 15:51  

#13  Mariah Takes On Porn Star
Hot girl-girl action!
Posted by: eLarson   2006-12-29 15:30  

#12  I remember when she was banging Derek Jeter. I think they were trying to create some super race...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-29 13:04  

#11  Mariah plays the Race Card in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-12-29 12:56  

#10  Mary Carey maintains that her breasts are real (although she admits to using hair coloring). In fact, in her campaign for Governor, she advocated a large excise tax for cosmetic surgery (to enhance revenues). She also advocated decreased regulation for 'personal entertainment workers'.

What I liked best (other than the fact that she is beautiful) was her campaign slogan which was something like:

"We've been screwed by a Brown, We've been screwed by a Gray. Isn't it time for a blonde/"
Posted by: mhw   2006-12-29 12:47  

#9  I got my face against the photos, but I still can't tell.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-12-29 12:14  

#8  Looking at the photo, I'm thinking: Mariah is natural, but Mary has been enhanced.

There is only one sure way to tell.

Volunteers?
Posted by: Mark Z   2006-12-29 10:02  

#7  I belive mud wrestling has had no standing since the day of English commom law.
Wesson Oil wrestling. That's the modern recognized legal standard. Ask any lawyer.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-29 09:34  

#6  is likely to result in confusion for the consumer

To end the "confusion," how about an out of court settlement, decided by mud wrestling?

Posted by: Besoeker   2006-12-29 09:30  

#5  What a waste of grapefruit.
Posted by: Steve White   2006-12-29 09:21  

#4  She also appeared in the 2001 film "Glitter."

If I was her, I'd be suing to have all copies of that burned. People bitch about me turning out crap, but that made "3000 Miles to Graceland" look like " Citizen Kane".
Posted by: Kevin Costner   2006-12-29 09:12  

#3  Can't tell any difference from the photos.
Posted by: ed   2006-12-29 08:59  

#2  IIRC the Supremes [SCOTUS not Motown] has already ruled on the issue of parody and the ability to profit from parody. I'm sure the estate of Harry Caray is preparing an Amicus Brief too.
Posted by: Procopius2K   2006-12-29 08:49  

#1  Porno bores almost as much as Mariah Carey. She has had more hit singles than the Beatles because there is little talent in the contemporary music market. I listened to American Top 40 in the eighties. Frankly, I wouldn't enjoy even one of the current top 40. Rock died with ZZ-Top.
Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550   2006-12-29 05:01  

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