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| Four killed in Gaza fighting as tensions spiral | |
| 2007-01-03 | |
GAZA (Reuters) - Clashes erupted between forces loyal to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and the Hamas government in Gaza on Wednesday, killing four people in the worst bout of fighting since the rivals agreed a fragile truce two weeks ago. At least 10 people were wounded in separate incidents across the Gaza Strip, hospital officials said. Abbas's Fatah faction and Hamas declared the ceasefire in the wake of violence that escalated after Abbas called for early elections to break a political deadlock with the Islamists. It's like a light switch. Ceasefire on...ceasefire off...ceasefire on... Hamas condemned Abbas's move as a coup to oust it less than a year after it surprised Fatah to win a parliamentary ballot. The fresh violence is likely to revive fears among Palestinians that Gaza could slip into civil war. Wow. Civil war. What a change that would be... Among the dead were two security officials loyal to Abbas who were killed in the southern town of Khan Younis, hospital officials said. Abbas's Preventive Security force said the two were killed and another critically wounded when a Hamas police unit ambushed two of its vehicles. Hamas said the security force fired first. So this would be like the Boston cops firing on the FBI over some kinda turf war, right? In the Jabalya refugee camp in northern Gaza, one woman was killed after getting caught in the crossfire of a fierce clash between rival forces. Nine others were wounded, mostly combatants, hospital officials said. What a shame. Must suck when there's no Jews around to blame it on... That clash came after unknown gunmen killed a member of Abbas's Fatah faction who was on a rooftop in the town of Beit Lahiya and a car carrying Hamas security officers was ambushed. Two policemen were wounded in the ambush, one seriously, the Hamas police force said. Gunmen also abducted four Fatah members from the streets, witnesses said. Fatah blamed Hamas, which declined to comment. Ummmmmm... we don't know yet. We're checking it out. Hey, Mo. Ask those guys who abducted them. While Abbas has called for fresh parliamentary and presidential elections, he has left the door open to talks with Hamas on forging a unity government that Palestinians hope will lead to the lifting of Western sanctions imposed on the Hamas administration. Abbas has not set a date for elections. Hamas says early polls would be illegal. On top of the internal chaos, general law and order has deteriorated in Gaza in recent months. Yes, in recent...months. Jeez, it was always such a paradise...and now this. Palestinian colleagues of a Peruvian photographer abducted by gunmen this week demanded his release on Wednesday, saying the 50-year-old's life was in danger because he needed medicine for heart disease. Sakher Abu El-Awn, Gaza office manager of the French news agency Agence France-Presse, said Jaime Razuri, who was seized outside the AFP Gaza City office on Monday, was taking several types of medication, including some for the heart problems. "We believe his life is at serious risk and we urge his captors to release him immediately," Abu El-Awn told Reuters. Good gig to pickup with a heart condition, Jaime... Razuri's kidnapping is the latest in a spate of abductions of foreign journalists and aid workers in Gaza in the past year. All have been freed unharmed, most after one or two days in captivity. So I guess that makes it all okay? No one has claimed responsibility for Razuri's abduction. Easter bunny maybe? Gaza Junior Achievement? | |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #13 #12 What are you planning to do about Hamas neighborhoods vs. Fata neighborhoods in Gaza? |
| Posted by: gromgoru 2007-01-03 23:39 |
| #12 I call for a 2SS™. That's diplomaticeze for two state solution. I'd go 3SS myself. West Bank and Gaza as two separate states. Divide and weaken. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2007-01-03 21:48 |
| #11 Since there is no Ash Wednesday to stop it Muzzie Gras goes on 24/7/365. This is particularly true during the weekly "Holiest Days of the Year" |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2007-01-03 17:13 |
| #10 :> LH |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-01-03 16:12 |
| #9 flash - Haaretz reports bodyguard of Hamas minister killed in blast. Oddly, Haaretz says this is unrelated to current clashes. Unfortunately this was in their immediate healines crawl, and no accompanying explanation. So what was it then? A work accident? Troubles with the gas range? and how the hell does Haaretz know? - Schnapps, rekud leat shel Argentina, rikud leat shel Eretzot HaBrit (whiskey (in Yiddish) slow dance of Argentina, slow dance of the United States - the closest my poor Hebrew can get to Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot) |
| Posted by: liberalhawk 2007-01-03 15:16 |
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| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2007-01-03 15:14 |
| #7 I call for a 2SS™. That's diplomaticeze for two state solution. It's a seldom used diplomatic tool that really smart people (read "dhimmis")know will cause pathological societies to live in harmony with civilized neighbors. It's the obvious solution to the RoP/Isreal, RoP/Vichy, RoP/Darfur, RoP/Rusky, RoP/Lebanese, RoP/Somalia, RoP/Iraq, RoP/Kashmir, RoP/(just fill in the blank darnit)......problems. I'd do it all in one massive diplomatic orgy. I'd call it the "UN Packing Arrangement". Dhimmi Carter would of course be lead negotiator. That's a given. |
| Posted by: Lanny Ddub 2007-01-03 15:09 |
| #6 Death toll is up to 5. All fatalies are Fatah, Fatah associates or fatah family members. |
| Posted by: mhw 2007-01-03 13:54 |
| #5 Nine others were wounded, mostly combatants, hospital officials said. Waitafrickingminnit. When the jihadis gun each other down, the "mostly combatants" line is trotted out. When civilized soldiers fire on jihadis, the barest scratch on the hand of someone not holding a gun at the very moment the reporter looks is declared a war crime. |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2007-01-03 13:44 |
| #4 This is a great tip on what life would be like under total control of the ROP. Ceasefires would become so abundant that they would overlap. Daily, weekly, monthly, and even annual ceasefires would clog the calendar, but then, the use of a calendar suggests the ability to count, which would suffer among other civil practices, like reading, singing, and even talking. |
| Posted by: wxjames 2007-01-03 13:24 |
| #3 As Dave Barry said in his year-end round-up: "In the Middle East, tension mounts in response to mounting tension." |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-01-03 13:02 |
| #2 Hey, what's not to like about spiraling tensions... itsa Ăllan's will! |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-01-03 12:36 |
| #1 Caught in the Trucefire (tm) |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2007-01-03 12:11 |