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Mozart Two Have One Of Two Penii Amputated |
2007-01-25 |
Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news. "It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. "I don't think so. That's all in his head." |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#8 "In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate professional help." |
Posted by: Fred 2007-01-25 23:34 |
#7 Never know what side of the tail you're gonna end up on. |
Posted by: Phutle Glath4756 2007-01-25 21:19 |
#6 Damn Dodge Marketing! |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-01-25 21:19 |
#5 Not surprising they have two -- so do snakes. They're called "hemipenises". |
Posted by: Rob Crawford 2007-01-25 20:37 |
#4 lololol, double trouble then! :-) |
Posted by: Twelfth Imami 2007-01-25 20:00 |
#3 musta got into some viagra? |
Posted by: Jan from work 2007-01-25 19:58 |
#2 The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. who knew? God musta had muy simpatico for Iguanas.. |
Posted by: Twelfth Imami 2007-01-25 19:50 |
#1 Mozart: "leave the long one!" |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-01-25 19:26 |