Taliban warn of summer offensiveThe Taliban is
We got yer dedicated sons of allan here, ready to die killing infidels. Yarr!
The warning comes a day after a top U.S. diplomat warned Afghanistan was in for a bloody and dangerous spring after the bloodiest year since the hardline Islamist Taliban was ousted by U.S.-led forces in 2001.
"A lot of talibunnies will die, some afghans and some coalition soldiers. Like in the recent past, the kill ratios will be astouding. If we could just get our
"The Taliban will intensify their guerrilla and suicide strikes this summer," Mulla Hayat Khan told Reuters from a secret location. "This will be a bloodiest year for foreign troops."
Yarr! We be the pious army of mohammed and we LOVE to die. Please help
He said 2,000 suicide bombers were ready -- about 40 percent of the total suicide force -- adding numbers were so high it was sometimes hard to find enough explosives and targets.
What lessons are required for the 3,000 still not certified as suicide bombers? Is is a long or complex class? Somehow I doubt it takes long to say "push this button and die for allan".
"Our war preparations have been completed to a large extent and we're waiting for summer to set in," Khan said.
"We got our new shipment of hairless boys, some rags to wear, old tires to make shoes and a whole fleet of new Lexus LX470 SUVs."
More than 4,000 people died last year, a quarter of them civilians, as the resurgent Taliban fought back with what NATO generals said was surprising ferocity.
al-Reuters could NOT bring themselves to mention that 75% (3,000) of the casualties were talibunnies. Assholes.
Calling the guerrillas virulent and tough, U.S. assistant secretary of state for south and central Asia Richard Boucher on Friday warned the spring would be bloody and dangerous after the traditional winter lull in fighting.
"They come, we kill them. More come and we kill them too. Still more come and get killed. Repeat until all are dead."
"I think we will face a strong offensive and will have a difficult and dangerous and bloody spring," he told BBC radio as NATO foreign ministers discussed Afghanistan's future at a summit in Brussels called by Washington.
"Some units might run low on ammo because they are killing so many talibunnies, so we have tripled the basic ammo load for all units. We do not want to lose any chance to slaughter those miserble, vile murderous fanatics until their brothers at home give up, realizing they will ALL die if they continue."
"But we are also better set up to deal with it."
"Our SF troops are now deployed in Pakiwakiland, better to watch the oncoming talibunnies. They get an eye on them and talk in the various aircraft always waiting in the sky for the chance to get some talibunny friscase'.
While urging NATO allies to do more, the United States has extended troop tours of duty -- effectively boosting its forces by 2,500 -- and announced $10.6 billion in extra aid for Afghan security forces and reconstruction.
Spit! allies, huh? Britain, Canada, Austrailia, Netherlands, Polonia I believe have deployed combat troops with a RoE allowing actual fucking combat. Imagine that, folks. Combat troops in combat. Unlike the Spit! Germans, Spit! Phrench now, and probably the Italians and Spanish, if they are even there.
No, we will get some troops from Britain, Canada, maybe some others. But, most importantly some good old US Army troops. 2 battalions and some some support troops. The best soldiers in the world, masters of combat, especially when given a proper RoE (i.e. no fucking lawyers should EVER be involved in decided RoE as long as the RoE isn't openly a war crime.