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Africa Subsaharan
Zimbabwe: Let's Reject Mugabe's Ploy to Rule Forever
2007-02-10
Jonathan Moyo
NOW that the Zimbabwean crisis has undeniably reached its tipping point with catastrophic failure looming on the horizon as everything for everyone everywhere across the country begins to rot or collapse beyond repair, it is alarming to observe that President Robert Mugabe remains doggedly in hot pursuit of a reckless three-pronged strategy to keep himself in power beyond 2008 without having to face the electorate ever again. The components of this creepy strategy are the reshuffled deadwood cabinet announced this week, the impossible social contract proposed last week by the governor of the Reserve Bank and the sinister proposal to harmonise presidential and parliamentary elections in 2010 under the laughable pretext of cutting administrative costs.

Mugabe's latest futile attempt to impose a sinister extension of his now unwanted rule came last week on Wednesday at the first meeting in 2007 of the Zanu PF politburo. While the meeting reaffirmed the Goromonzi position that the 2010 proposal should be sent back to the ruling party's provincial structures where it faces certain death, the fact that Mugabe continues to single-mindedly push for the widely unpopular proposal poses a dangerous threat to national security, political stability and economic recovery efforts given that he is now a dangerous dying horse whose last kicks could be fatal to the nation if left unchecked.
Posted by:Fred

#4  To: Bob_Mugabe@hotmail.com
From: Dr. Frank Enstein, Eternal Youth Corp.

Dear Sir,

From your recent inquiry on our website, we see that you have an interest in purchasing one (1) "Platinum Life Rejuvanation Process", which we offer at the special introductory price of USD 26,000,310.38.

Unfortunately, we cannot extend credit based on the collateral of your nation, which due to its recent economic downturn is now valued at less that USD llM.

And under no circumstances will we take "the immortal souls of ten thousand sacrificial victims", and are rather taken aback that you would even suggest such a thing.

Given your current financial circumstances, the best we might recommend to you is a bottle of shoe polish for your hair, a Viagra prescription for your "problem", and to lead as stress-free a life as possible until you are brutally killed and descend to a richly deserved afterlife in Hell.


Sincerely,

Dr. Frank Enstein,
Chief Researcher, Eternal Youth Corp.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-02-10 18:25  

#3  Let's throw the rascals out! And put *our* rascals in.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-02-10 09:43  

#2  Keep in mind that Jonathan was one of Bob's knuckle suckers cabinet members until he got bounced a year or two ago.
Posted by: Fred   2007-02-10 09:39  

#1  Duh
Posted by: newc   2007-02-10 01:07  

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