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Coroner: Anna Nicole's Autopsy Inconclusive
2007-02-10
Plenty of mystery surrounds the sudden death of Anna Nicole Smith, and it looks like we'll have to wait a little longer for definitive answers.
"Well, Dr. Quincy! What have you found?"
"So far, I'm pretty sure that she's dead."
"And?"
"That's it. And I'm not 100 percent positive of that."

The coroner in Florida's Broward County Medical Office took the first step toward determining the cause of Smith's death Friday morning, performing an autopsy to figure out what caused the former model and reality star to collapse in her hotel room leading her to be pronounced dead on arrival at a nearby hospital.

Chief medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper said his initial probe was unable to pinpoint either a cause or manner of death. Perper began his examination of Smith's body at 9 a.m. local time in Fort Lauderdale. He announced during a press conference that the autopsy revelated only "subtle findings" in her heart and gastrointestinal system and that the investigation into her "sudden, unexpected and unexplained" death would take between three and five more weeks to be concluded.

The coroner said he found traces of blood in the 39-year-old's stomach, and a further microscopic examination would be required. He also said that there was "minor trauma" on Smith's back, but he explained that the bruising was the result of Smith tumbling in her hotel bathroom several days before her death.

Officials also ruled out several theories floated to explain Smith's demise.
"Yasss. We'll have to wait for the final autopsy results, but so far we're ruling out explosives and dengue fever."
"Chief?"
"Yes, Sam?"
"Dr. Quincy says not to rule out dengue fever."

Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said that there was no evidence of crime and, despite numerous reports to the contrary, no illegal drugs were found in her room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Tiger said that prescription medications were found, but he declined to reveal what the meds were for or whose name was listed on the bottles. CNN reported earlier Friday that Smith was taking medicine to treat flu-like symptoms and that the prescriptions were under the name of her companion, Howard K. Stern.
Posted by:Fred

#5  Drudge links to an article claiming the baby may have been fathered by the frozen sperm of the dead octagenarian millionaire husband.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-02-10 21:35  

#4  Y'can't say things like that about Howard K. There's libel laws, y'know.

If you even think such things you can get sued. He's a mouthpiece lawyer.
Posted by: Fred   2007-02-10 09:35  

#3  Check for radioactivity?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-02-10 09:25  

#2  anon1, sounds to me like you're on to something: two heirs down, one to go. It is my unfortunate experience that scumbags can be driven to horrific acts over far less.

I've been wondering who is taking care of the baby. And how long it will be before she mysteriously succumbs to SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome).
Posted by: exJAG   2007-02-10 06:12  

#1  Heard it could be Stern

Rumoured to be mystery 3rd person in room when her son OD'd, and she shouted at that person saying it's all your fault

Interesting the other will beneficiary died first.

That left just Anna and the baby too young to defend herself.

Now Anna dead.

That leaves baby as possible sole beneficiary of millions.

usually deadbeat dads demand DNA test so they can disown kid, this time the wannabe dads are fighting over claiming this mealticket baby.

Once the milliions are hers, she won't be long for this world either, or else the carer will take control of the assets and live the highlife till she comes of age....
Posted by: anon1   2007-02-10 02:09  

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