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Iraq
No! Mookie Didn't Run. Certainly Not!
2007-02-14
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Supporters of Muqtada al-Sadr said Wednesday that the radical Shiite cleric was still in Iraq, denying a report that he fled to Iran ahead of a security crackdown targeting his militia.
Oh, yeah? Then why'd he sell all his furniture?
An Iraqi government official said al-Sadr was in the Shiite holy city of Najaf Tuesday night, when he received delegates from several government departments. The denials came after a senior U.S. official said Tuesday that al-Sadr left his Baghdad stronghold some weeks ago and is believed to be in Tehran, where he has family.
"And we looked around us and — pffft! — he wuz gooooooone!"
The official said fractures in al-Sadr's political and militia operations may be part of the reason for his departure. The move is not believed to be permanent, the official said.
"Maw! Yez gotta put me up until da heat's off!"
"The news is not accurate because Muqtada al-Sadr is still in Iraq and he did not visit any country," Iraq's National Security Adviser Mouwafak al-Rubaie al-Rubaie told The Associated Press. A close aide who meets regularly with al-Sadr said the cleric was not in Tehran, said the report probably stemmed from a campaign by al-Sadr's people to put out false information about his movements amid fears he will be detained by U.S.-led forces. The cleric also is sleeping with different men in different places each night, the aide said.
"Tell Clemenza we're goin' to da mattresses!"
"Yes, Your Immensity!"

An official in al-Sadr's main office in Najaf also said the cleric had decided not to appear publicly during the current month of Muharam, one of four holy months in the Islamic calendar. "The fearless leader Muqtada al-Sadr is inside Iraq now," he said.

The black turbaned cleric rarely appears in public or announces his movements and his Mahdi Army militia has mostly been keeping a low profile ahead of the security sweep. Al-Sadr was reportedly going to make a speech on Monday in Najaf to mark the anniversary of the bombing of an important Shiite shrine north of Baghdad, but he did not do so. The anniversary fell on Monday, according to the Islamic lunar calendar. A spokesman for the Sadrist bloc said the assertion that al-Sadr had fled was part of a "psychological war" by U.S.-led forces to try to prod the cleric into the open. "The leadership of Muqtada al-Sadr is a brave one and will not leave the field," Saleh al-Ukaili said.
Posted by:Bobby

#11  Is going to the mattresses to hide out, a sign of bravery? Mookie appears to be jumping from bed to bed and dodging the military, is he the Bill Clinton of Baghdad?
Posted by: whatadeal   2007-02-14 22:11  

#10  Did he use his Persian magic carpet or ride a goat?

Visions of a burka clad pussy bouncing on the back of a Nubian doe, which could have been confused as his wife, the goat that is.

Caption for the photo: "keep running from the fight and wrap the diaper really tight. Otherwise it might fall off and Allen would not be pleased."
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-02-14 14:17  

#9  "Continue the brave jihad against the Great Satan, my brothers! While you bravely stop the oppressor's bullets, I will lead you from this secret location in the home country of our mortal ethnic enemies the Persians, where I am safe from the bullets that are bringing glorious martyrdom to you."

Oh, yeah, that'll inspire them!
Posted by: Mike   2007-02-14 13:43  

#8  I'd settle for fractures in his Brave Jihadi pussy skull.
Posted by: tu3031   2007-02-14 12:38  

#7  fractures in al-Sadr's political and militia operations may be part of the reason for his departure

Sounds intriguing.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2007-02-14 12:07  

#6  He checked into rehab...down the hall from Lindsey and the Mayor from SF.
He's gonna drop a few LB's, get some botox and chill until after Surgebreak 07.
Posted by: Capsu 78   2007-02-14 11:48  

#5  Jeez, anymouse. He has children???? Did they inherit his good looks or what?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2007-02-14 11:29  

#4  Tater made a tactical advance to the rear. It is a brilliant strategy, and should be emulated by the rest of Tater's minions. Then, given the right concentration at the right time, JDAM or MOAB their sorry a$$es. Of course that should have been done long ago in Sadr City. Another lost opportunity.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-02-14 11:12  

#3  Hiding in a burka, behind his wife and children. Pusssy.
Posted by: anymouse   2007-02-14 10:13  

#2  He is hiding under his bed.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-02-14 09:44  

#1  The fact that a top iraqi government official is talking about mookie like he's some sort of national treasure should be a clue to the ignorant...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2007-02-14 08:24  

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