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It can't be set to "Toast," but ....... |
2007-02-18 |
Posted by:Whuque Elmomp8214 |
#11 Flail Tank in action. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2007-02-18 21:22 |
#10 ed: A non-lethal way to 'train' those neighbor's free range cats is a live animal trap, a can of any cheap cat food, a charged garden hose and about 3 days detention. (rinse and repeat as desired) Garfield seems none too anxious to come visiting again, and MRS. Ret. doesn't find Tabby Tootsie Rolls in her flowers. |
Posted by: USN, ret. 2007-02-18 21:16 |
#9 Better to deploy the flame-thrower tanks for crowd control, I guess, since they cause real damage. Screw that. Flail tanks for crowd control! |
Posted by: Rob Crawford 2007-02-18 21:13 |
#8 Or, from the other point of view, “Your agonizer, Mister Chekov!” |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-02-18 20:14 |
#7 Set phasers to stun! |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-02-18 20:13 |
#6 Step 1: Set level of pain to high Step 2: Point toward Mosque Step 3: turn on Step 4: giggle Step 5: act like you can not not find off switch Step 6: Rinse and repeat |
Posted by: airandee 2007-02-18 19:22 |
#5 'Sounds like an excellent interrogation "motivator" for use on islamacist thugs. |
Posted by: Omung Ulerert1562 2007-02-18 19:07 |
#4 Still, not as fun as the sound wave generator that induces instant nausea. |
Posted by: no mo uro 2007-02-18 18:53 |
#3 What a smarmy, snot-nosed article. Better to deploy the flame-thrower tanks for crowd control, I guess, since they cause real damage. None of this fake-pain non-lethal crowd control for us, no sir. Sheesh, wotta maroon. |
Posted by: SteveS 2007-02-18 18:05 |
#2 I'd like one for when the neighbors' cats come to molest my fish. |
Posted by: ed 2007-02-18 18:03 |
#1 I suspect this thing works so well that we don't want to deploy it until we absolutely have to. Such as against human wave attacks or Arabs sending waves of women and children. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-02-18 17:59 |