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| Hillary Shaves Head to Grab Limelight from Obama |
| 2007-02-20 |
| (Scrappleface, natch.) Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin. “If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty. The candidate said she has not ruled out visits to tattoo and piercing parlors, and will do “whatever it takes.” “I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.” |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #5 Jeebus Dave, that's a nasty image - pass the brillo and citric acid eyewash? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-02-20 20:25 |
| #4 I first read this headline as Hillary Gives Head to Grab Limelight from Obama. Gotta slow down a bit... |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2007-02-20 20:12 |
| #3 The suggestion that Hillary may be baring skin, and more skin, and more skin in the next 2 years is the kind of thing that will bring on heavy drinking and nightmares. I must call my doctor and reorder may antidepressants, Now! |
| Posted by: whatadeal 2007-02-20 16:03 |
| #2 Could the mods please make a rule that links to Scrappleface (and other satire sites) be identified in the headline? Too many times I've seen these headlines and thought "WHAT THE F*CK!!", only to see that it is just a Scrappleface article. |
| Posted by: Rambler 2007-02-20 15:25 |
| #1 No pic, please. |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-02-20 12:36 |