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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
| A Galactic Tsunami Is Going To Wipe All Life On Earth |
| 2007-02-26 |
| Funny thing is, it's probably true. Oh, well, I had an easy life. |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #35 I call Bullshit, If this supposedly comes from the center of the galaxy, just look that way for any nova or supernova, None, Then it's Bullshit Electromagnetic Radiation falls off at the square of distance, no disturbances closer to supposed source? no problems. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2007-02-26 21:34 |
| #34 This is actually a guerilla marketing ploy by the producers of Ghost Rider. |
| Posted by: Brett 2007-02-26 20:20 |
| #33 World to End Tomorrow Women and Poor Hardest Hit |
| Posted by: John J. Simmins 2007-02-26 19:08 |
| #32 ManBearPig's gonna git you! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-02-26 18:54 |
| #31 Yeah, it's gonna be worse than a nuclear blast and the ESA is hardening their satelites? I could be wrong here but I don't think you harden satelites with software and the ESA hasn't really got much of a manned space program. Guess they are SOL. Oh, and 300 mile an hour winds blowing through vacuum would hardly cause any problem on Earth. The Sun is blasting us with particles travelling the speed of light, all day, every day (during the day) Even if there is science behind the 300 mile an hour winds (which I doubt) the effect on Earth would be the loss of tv and communications for a short while. This is just rubbish. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2007-02-26 18:39 |
| #30 Is the Silver Surfer gonna be ridin' it? |
| Posted by: mojo 2007-02-26 17:45 |
| #29 Ah yes, March. In like a lion, out like a tsunami of unimaginable scale.... Talk about a short month! |
| Posted by: WhatDaF? 2007-02-26 17:07 |
| #28 I'm praying for rain, I'm praying for tidal waves. I want to see the ground give way, I want to watch it all go right down. /MJK |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-02-26 17:06 |
| #27 Nah. South Park reference..... |
| Posted by: OyVey1 2007-02-26 17:03 |
| #26 What can they (the ESA and the Illuminati in the sceret underground cities in Tierra del Fuego) do to you that's worse than standing with your family when the energy band hits, watching them all fry or freeze or get ripped apart by space weasels or whatever it is that giant galactic energy tsunamis do to you? They can force you to watch while the EU hit man reads the EU constitution to your family. |
| Posted by: JFM 2007-02-26 16:53 |
| #25 Well at least the deck will finally get cleared off. |
| Posted by: Icerigger 2007-02-26 14:51 |
| #24 Energy moves at the speed of light. You couldn't bounce a signal off it. what a joke. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2007-02-26 14:02 |
#23  Super Saiyan Al Goku will save us. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-02-26 13:28 |
| #22 Is You should at least make it a true dilemma. However, that having been said, I'll take mutant cockroaches for 200, Alex. |
| Posted by: Dreadnought 2007-02-26 13:15 |
| #21 What I find amusing are all the posters who say that they know more, but can't say because they might end up-*gulp*-DEAD. What the hell? If we're all gonna die anyway, who cares? What can they (the ESA and the Illuminati in the sceret underground cities in Tierra del Fuego) do to you that's worse than standing with your family when the energy band hits, watching them all fry or freeze or get ripped apart by space weasels or whatever it is that giant galactic energy tsunamis do to you? Is getting offed by an EU hit man really a worse fate than crawling across the blasted ruins, pursued by mutant cockroaches? |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-02-26 13:03 |
| #20 I would also like to tell you my name, but I cant. What I can say is this: I dont know ESA DE personally, but I do have a pretty good idea as to who he is; so in a convoluted way, we are. Yeah. Convoluted. I understand... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-02-26 12:45 |
| #19 Tsunami from outer space? How does that work? Global warming is going to get us first--I heard it last night on the telly. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2007-02-26 12:43 |
| #18 So this is the modern version of "The Sky is Falling"? Sounds like fun to me! |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2007-02-26 12:16 |
| #17 mhw - Do you mean the Crab Nebula people? Anyone know of a sale on tinfoil hats? |
| Posted by: Spot 2007-02-26 11:54 |
| #16 Theres always something positive to be taken Mike :) |
| Posted by: MacNails 2007-02-26 11:43 |
| #15 ...I'm good with this either way - if it doesn't happen, I'm still alive, if it does my ex won't get a dime from our divorce settlement. Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2007-02-26 11:39 |
| #14 Thanks for all the fish. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2007-02-26 11:32 |
| #13 Damnit , and I just ordered my yearly subscription of National Geographic ,and pre paid for all my papers and magazines and most importantly milk . On top of that I dont get paid till the end of the month .. How damn inconsiderate. Any chance they could avery disaster for a month or so ? Thats not too much to ask surely :P |
| Posted by: MacNails 2007-02-26 11:24 |
| #12 HeidiLore (moderator) confirmed that his IP address was out of Germany and belonging to the same ISP as ESA DE. The style of writing is very different. On the whole, he is very forthright and even names a BND agent recently assassinated for trying to blow the whistle on the ESA/tsunami cover-up. Plots. Deep laid plots. LOL. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2007-02-26 10:47 |
| #11 Well, I guess she won't have to worry about that shit anymore... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-02-26 10:17 |
| #10 Most of my work involves writing reports appended to requests for greater funding, so I have to know just as much about the way in which the EU Commission works as I do about satellite communications. Well, well, that sums it up right there! Grant money whore! |
| Posted by: BA 2007-02-26 10:11 |
| #9 You would prefer another target? A military target? Then just name the system! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2007-02-26 09:55 |
| #8 Shut up, bitch! |
| Posted by: Halliburton: Galactic Tsunami Division 2007-02-26 09:34 |
| #7 If only Bush hadn't rejected the Kyoto Treaty . . . . |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-02-26 09:30 |
| #6 Crab people. I should have known. This is the 3rd itme they've tried this. |
| Posted by: mhw 2007-02-26 09:28 |
| #5 Although the ESA does not specialise in seismic phenomena, few of my colleagues believe that the December 2005 Tsunami was natural. BWAHAHAHAHA! This guy is dribbling on about how it's going to wipe out all life on Earth, "tear[ing] our atmosphere to shreds", but his job is hardening satellites against it. Riiiiight. Be sure to enjoy the part about the underground cities in the southern hemisphere. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2007-02-26 09:18 |
| #4 The authorities always ask for a "ballpark" number whenever faced with an unknown, but it really does remain unknown. At least this is a known unknown. |
| Posted by: Excalibur 2007-02-26 09:16 |
| #3 So long, and thanks for all the fish |
| Posted by: Ebbavimble Glineger1405 2007-02-26 08:28 |
| #2 Who will Al Gore blame this on? 1, 2, 3, 4... |
| Posted by: 3dc 2007-02-26 08:16 |
| #1 Heh, psuedo science mumbo jumbo. Pass me the salt. |
| Posted by: DanNY 2007-02-26 08:03 |