 | Vintage Ahmadinutjob rant, presented here for the humor value. Straight from the Islamic Republic news agency wire. |
IRI President said here Wednesday the Zionist regime is offspring of the British, nurtured by the US, and committing crimes in region relying on their support. According to IRNA's reporter to Khartoum, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made the comment on the first day of his state visit of Sudan during a meeting with this country's religious Alims.
President Ahmadinejad referring to a number of Zionist regime's endless list of crimes, highlighted the massacre of defenseless Palestinian and Lebanese nations, emphasizing, "The Zionists are the true manifestation of Satan."
| Unhealthy fixation or kinky fetish? You decide. |
Referring to the strong support of a number of warmonger powers for the racist Zionist regime, Ahmadinejad reiterated, "Many Western governments that claim to be pioneers of democracy and standard bearers of human rights close their eyes over crimes committed by the Zionists and by remaining silent support the Zionists due to their hedonist and materialist tendencies."
| Those blasted Zionists keep defending themselves and refuse to die when ordered by the Heroes of Islam™! |
The President added, "Today the Zionist regime is a symbol of hedonism and the manifestation of the ugly soul of some usurper powers that support it."
| Speaking of hedonism, we'd like to take a look at your private accounts ... |
President Ahmadinejad whose comments were confirmed by "Allan Snack-bar" "Allah-o-Akbar" shouts of Sudanese Alims, added, "The grave problem with which the mankind is entangled today is that some tyrants have deviated a lot from the prophets' path, that is the Right Path."
He said, "We notice today that some powerful leaders consider the entire world as their own property and interpret all rules and regulations in their own favor."
| Whereas we all know the world belongs to the caliph with a bejeweled turban, with an emir to his right for wise counsel. |
Ahmadinejad considered return to the Divine Prophets' Path as the only way left for saving the mankind from the quagmire they are caught in due to deficiencies of the man made schools of thought, such as Liberalism and Communism that have failed in meeting the dire needs of the mankind.
The president added, "Today the nations have waken up and they voice their disgust for the usurper powers, denouncing their conduct and this has provided an appropriate path for the expansion of monotheism throughout the world."
| Because radical Islamism has been successful at providing for the needs of the people, unlike those heathen westerners ... |
He babbled said, "The world nations ask for justice and the restoration of man's dignity and prestige."
Ahmadinejad referred to the prevailing conditions in Lebanon, Iraq and Palestine, and the crimes committed by tyrant powers in those countries, reiterating, "The foot steps of those tyrant powers can be traced in all world crises and disputes."
The IRI President added, "These colonialist powers are opposed to the scientific and technological advancement of the Muslim countries and do not permit the free world nations to move towards development and advancement."
| Because the Muslims are so scientifically and technologically advanced. Remind the television viewers of Teheran how the 'Iranian satellite' launch was an old American missile video ... |
Ahmadinejad added, "Even in the West, too, the nations are under the reign of some tyrant regimes, their social freedoms are ignored in those countries, and their broad minded intellectuals are imprisoned."
| Unlike in Iran, where Nobel Prize winners are threatened, foreign photographers are beaten to death, dissidents are hung from construction cranes, and terrorists the world over find rest and succor. |
The president emphasized the unity and solidarity among world Muslims, and the need for their refraining from discord as the secret of Muslims' victory against their enemies, adding, "It is due to significance of Muslims' unity that enemies of Islam feel committed to disturb and uproot Islamic solidarity."
| So all the Sunnis had better convert in the name of unity. |
Ahmadinejad referred to the enemies' efforts aimed at sowing seeds of discord among Shi'a and Sunni Muslims in different Islamic countries, adding, "The entire world Muslims believe in fundamentals of the need to observe solidarity, which is why the Muslims should unanimously dismantle the enemies plots in that respect."
The president referred to Sudan as "A great stronghold for authentic pure Islam", arguing, "In Islamic country of Sudan, thanks to the presence of great and pious Alims and thinkers the light of the Glorious Qur'an flows in the veins of people's lives, and piety waves in the hearts of this land's people."
| So the Sudanese are Shi'a? Or just agreed on common principles of terrorism? |
Ahmadinejad added, "Iran and Sudan have rich natural and human resources, and can pave the path towards advancement and development relying on cooperation constantly."
| Because when you think of advancement and development, you naturally think of Sudan and Iran. |
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