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Anna Nicole buried in Bahamas with the anticipated understated good taste
2007-03-03
The guests of honor were feuding. Spectators booed and cheered behind steel barricades. A crew from an entertainment television program buzzed around a coffin draped in a pink cover studded with rhinestones spelling out her name.

Anna Nicole's Smith's funeral on Friday was part soap opera, part circus — perhaps a fitting combination for a woman who found a niche on the ragged outer edge of celebrity as a former Playboy Playmate and reality TV star.

But for those who came to pay their respects, the event was a solemn one despite the atmosphere.

"It was very, very sad," said Kathryn Beranich, who was supervising producer of Smith's reality TV show. "Seeing the casket being rolled down, you realize this friend is in there and she will no longer be with us."

While Smith was laid to rest at the lavish service, the fight over her baby daughter — and a potential multimillion dollar inheritance — remained very much alive. Her companion Howard K. Stern, her mother Virgie Arthur and her former boyfriend Larry Birkhead are battling for custody of 5-month-old Dannielynn, and barely put their bickering aside for the ceremonies.

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Fewer than 100 people attended the service, even though organizers said about 300 — including an "Entertainment Tonight" camera crew — had been invited. Guests said rock guitarist Slash, formerly of Guns N' Roses, was in attendance, and country singer Joe Nichols performed two songs.
Posted by:Fred

#5  #4 OP - I'm not in the running either.

'Course, in my case it's a gender thing. (Not to mention a gag-factor thing.) ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-03-03 14:13  

#4  Geez, am I the only one NOT in the running to be Anne Nicole's daughter's father? Not that I ever had the opportunity - or the desire!
Posted by: Old Patriot   2007-03-03 14:00  

#3  I am suprised she was not turned into a diamond - also her son

The article at the link describes an existing service to turn your loved one into a diamond.

Anna was ditzy enough that I was surprised that she didn't turn her son into one and wear him around her neck instead of deap sixing him. Then she could have become the second diamond and the kid could have had instant earings.

It would have been perfect trailer trash....
Posted by: 3dc   2007-03-03 08:01  

#2  That means I'm still in the running.
Posted by: Fred   2007-03-03 00:26  

#1  The baby is 5 months old and there has been no DNA matching.
Posted by: Sneaze   2007-03-03 00:21  

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