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FdL man says he's a werewolf |
2007-03-06 |
Followed by the obligatory... Former prison inmate faces several charges A Fond du Lac man who claimed he was a werewolf and spoke what sounded like a medieval language has been charged with criminal trespassing, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana. What's he speaking, Muldoon? I think it's medieval, Sarge. A $5,000 cash bail was ordered for Robert Marsh, 39 — who lists his address as the Fond du Lac County Jail — during an appearance Friday in Fond du Lac County Circuit Court. So he should be easy to find... A woman who lives on West Division Street contacted Fond du Lac police about 3 a.m. March 1 and reported that Marsh broke through the deadbolt on her door and grabbed her arm but was stopped by two men in the apartment, according to a criminal complaint. Ha! Two guys stopped him? And he calls himself a werewolf... Marsh was released from prison a few days prior to the incident and the woman had allowed Marsh to stay with her because he was homeless, according to the report. You're a homeless guy and you need a place to stay? Sure, come right in... During the time Marsh stayed at the home he had not slept, was drinking and often incoherent. He stated that he was a werewolf, had powers and was involved in a witch religion, the woman told police. But he was kinda fun, so we let him hang around... When Marsh was located he had a small amount of marijuana on him and warned authorities that he could change forms, the complaint said. Oh, shape shifter, eh? Better slap the bracelets on him, Muldoon. If convicted of all charges the defendant faces a maximum of almost eight years in prison and more than $21,000 in fines. His next court date is 1:30 p.m. Wednesday, March 14. Wonder if his lady friend let him move back in? |
Posted by:tu3031 |
#7 "Picket Fences" episode??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-03-06 22:46 |
#6 Dang, I miss Abdominal Snowman, he would have a real insider opinion on that one. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-03-06 14:23 |
#5 Not too far from Rhinelander either, home of the "Hodag". |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2007-03-06 14:06 |
#4 Hmmmm ... you know, Fond du Lac isn't very far away from West Bend and Watertown where the infamous Washington County "BearWolf" creature has been seen ... I wonder if those "cryptid" sightings were just Mr. Marsh being spotted on a bender? ;-) |
Posted by: ExtremeModerate 2007-03-06 13:02 |
#3 He better watch it. Sasquatch is gonna be pissed hes moving in on his woman. |
Posted by: BrerRabbit 2007-03-06 12:35 |
#2 I saw a werewolf posting a five-thousand dollar cash bail in the Fond du Lac County Circuit Court . . . and his hair was perfect. |
Posted by: Warren Zevon 2007-03-06 11:47 |
#1 Quick Alert the Weekly World News. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2007-03-06 11:18 |