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Home Front: WoT
Deportation for Iraqi Man in Airport Scare
2007-03-13
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- An Iraqi immigrant faces deportation after triggering a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport when authorities found a suspicious device lodged in his body, officials said. Fadhel Al-Maliki, 35, of Atlantic, N.J., prompted the alert March 6 during a screening for a flight to Philadelphia when he tried to go through security with two objects in his rectum. The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress.
Apparently, itÂ’s an old Iraqi custom. When you have rocks and metal up your schute you really donÂ’t focus on your fear of flying so much.
That wasn't enough to constitute a federal offense, FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said. However, immigration agents reviewed Al-Maliki's case and said they found two violent convictions on his record. The convictions for domestic violence and possession of an illegal weapon violate the terms of Al-Maliki's status as a permanent U.S. resident and make him subject to deportation, said Lori Haley, a spokeswoman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Haley said she had no details on the convictions, and that it wasn't clear when deportation proceedings would begin. A US Airways plane bound for Philadelphia was diverted because Al-Maliki's checked luggage had been screened and put aboard without him.
At the time, an Iraqi wife-beater in possession of a illegal weapon didnÂ’t raise enough suspicion for the stellar crew at ICE. But, in the end, you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Posted by:DepotGuy

#5  He may have been a violin maker--all his life: a violin maker. Do they call him Fadhel the Violin-Maker?

Oh, but you put one magnetic device up your poop-shoot and now he's going to be That Guy for the rest of his life.
Posted by: eLarson   2007-03-13 19:19  

#4  i forgotr that one crosspatch..lol

...like a good girl scout.
Posted by: RD   2007-03-13 19:04  

#3  They found him in the grass with a magnet up his ...
Posted by: crosspatch   2007-03-13 17:47  

#2  The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress.

Do you think they really believe that?
Posted by: SR-71   2007-03-13 16:22  

#1  The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress.

So a rock and a piece of metal up the wazoo fights stress?
Not willing to test that theory, thanks very much...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-03-13 14:58  

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