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Brothel discounts 'matinee sex' for pensioners |
2007-03-15 |
A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalise on the growing number of pensioners interested in "matinee" sex by offering them a 50 percent discount during the afternoon hours. The "Pascha" in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above – provided they can prove they are old enough. "All clients need to do is show us some proof of age," said a spokesman for the brothel's managing director Armin Lobscheid. "A 'normal session' costs 50 euros with us – and we're now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests." "We don't earn as much money, but we're establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups," he added. After testing the water with reductions for senior citizens once a week, the Pascha decided earlier this month to offer 50 percent off sex services between midday and 5 p.m every day. "There's been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer," the spokesman said. "Older folks are more active than you think." The brothel's Web site is keen to stress this point. "Life begins at 66!" it says in an advert for its "senior citizens afternoon" next to a picture of a motorcycle rider. |
Posted by:Fred |
#11 AARP discounts accepted |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-03-15 15:18 |
#10 Certainly seems to be increasing the odds of a stroke or heart attack in the brothel. Not sure it's really good for business either as running into gramps might put off a few customers. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2007-03-15 14:21 |
#9 #7 I'm trying not to picture a discount hooker in my mind. Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-03-15 09:38|| Front Page|| ||Comments Top Jim: Just look for the flashing BLUE light! |
Posted by: Besoeker 2007-03-15 11:15 |
#8 I'm old! GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE!!! |
Posted by: Abe Simpson 2007-03-15 10:24 |
#7 I'm trying not to picture a discount hooker in my mind. |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2007-03-15 09:38 |
#6 But that's my nap time! ^#@&*@&@! |
Posted by: Besoeker 2007-03-15 08:56 |
#5 Seems the "service providers" should be paid extra. |
Posted by: ed 2007-03-15 07:41 |
#4 I dunno. I have visions of doddering in to the whorehouse for a half price special at age 66 and finding a 66-year-old hooker just waiting for me. Things might be better here in Fantasyland. |
Posted by: Fred 2007-03-15 06:40 |
#3 Horizontal Integration, or Vertical - OTOH, theres always HYBRID/MATRIX, the 45 for 45??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-03-15 02:42 |
#2 As long as the women are voluteers and get paid for their work. There are sex slaves who get kidnapped from eastern europe and forced into brothels. Owners won't mind giving a 50 per cent discount for what they don't earn anyway. |
Posted by: anon1 2007-03-15 02:19 |
#1 Hmmmm. Gives a whole new meaning to 'early bird special'. |
Posted by: GK 2007-03-15 01:06 |