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| 2007-03-16 |
| Local men claim immunity from U.S. laws; cops not buying it Whenever I see "indigenous" in a story, I know it's gonna be good... TRENTON -- Four men claiming diplomatic immunity as members of a "indigenous nation" that includes people from "the so-called planet Earth" and other planets such as Mars and Venus have been arrested and called frauds this week by Trenton police. Damn fine work by the Trenton PD, if you ask me. Ya can't get nuthin by them. The four claim to be part of Abannaki Indigenous Nation, over which the U.S. has no authority, police said. The groupÂ’s Web site links to the Universal Zulu Nation, which denounces the U.S. as a slave state. Ahhhh, I think I see where this is going. I wonder if they dress like Louie Farrakhan? Police said theyÂ’ve had "encounters" in the streets all week with the purported diplomats who claimed immunity from U.S. laws. In each incident, the men presented diplomatic identity papers which investigators determined were fraudulent, police said. That's a Man from UNCLE ID card, sir. Ya got anything else? The first incident occurred on Sunday in the 200 block of Stuyvesant Avenue in Trenton. Police said Wilbert Harrington, also known as Ashir M. Bey, 27, of Willow Court, Hamilton, was arrested at 5:46 a.m. and charged with possession of a controlled dangerous substance and related charges, obstructing the administration of law, resisting arrest, and displaying fraudulent documentation. As of early yesterday, he was lodged at the Mercer County Correction Center. THE MAN be bringin me down! Then at 9:29 p.m. Monday, Abdul Ali Amin, 33, whose last known address was in the 800 block of Carteret Ave., was the subject of a traffic stop at Perry and North Broad streets, police said. He was issued traffic summonses, and also charged with displaying fraudulent documentation, police said. Bail was set at $2,500. Let's see. License to kill gophers. By the government of the United Nations. Muldoon, slap the bracelets on him... William McRae, also known as Born El-Rey, 33, was arrested Tuesday at 22 minutes after midnight on a local warrant following a traffic stop for fictitious tags at Stuyvesant and Hayes avenues, police said. An arrest document provided by police gave McRaeÂ’s address as 824 Southard St. Police also they towed a car with phony diplomatic license plates from where it was parked at Anderson and Hewitt streets. Ambassador from Disneyworld? Don't think so... The Trentonian unsuccessfully attempted to interview six men who said they were with "the diplomats" as they stood in the Trenton Police and Municipal Court lobby after McRaeÂ’s arraignment yesterday. The men wouldnÂ’t give their names, and turned down interview requests there in the lobby. Klattu Barratta Nicto... One of the two best-dressed men in the group, who said he was "a representative from Nation," said he and the group would visit the newspaper for an interview after court. Ahhhhh. "The Nation". They did not appear, however. I'm sure if they did, it would've been...interesting. Police told The Trentonian that the Muslim group first appeared in Philadelphia. Members were first recognized in Mercer County seven months ago, and authorities have had their eyes on them ever since. Muslims from another planet. Can ya beat that? |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 Seven months to get from Philadelphia to Trenton. I guess those not in the slammer should reach the U.N. sometime early in 2009. |
| Posted by: Whert Bucket7890 2007-03-16 22:43 |
| #2 "Police told The Trentonian that the Muslim group first appeared in Philadelphia." Figures. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2007-03-16 16:23 |
| #1 It's time to worry when all the aliens last names are Bigbootie. |
| Posted by: ed 2007-03-16 15:27 |