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| 2007-03-18 |
| Fear the Nigerian spambots no more, gentle netizens. Help is on the way! ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION Lagos Office: Address:26A Awormwo Road, Ikoyi Lagos-Nigeria. FROM THE DESK OF: NUHU RIBADU ATTENTION: Take notice that based on the federal government inauguration of this committee which extended to all Africa countries and Europe, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission - (EFCC) have combined with the United Nation Anti-crime commission to alleviate and redeem the image and past wounds of our dear citizens and foreign firms who were duped , defrauded, scamed and abandoned by some impostors who indiscriminately use the name of God, Office of governors, Presidency, Banks etc to slight down our dignities to international communities. Many banks have been in bankrupcy today, Universal firms, Companies due to the activity of these hoodlums,However, investigation have shown that these people have dropped over 500,000,00 clients after collecting their money falsefuly, many committed suicide and others living by the grace of God,We see this country as a treasonable felony and have over 500 convicts at hand, 300 in kirikri prisons while many are still on trail,We still fetch for others who feel they are wise and hope that you will be our friend by giving us more information. Success Stories: Meanwhile, after the international peace talk summit between the United Nation {USA}, Nigeria, United Kingdom and other countries, in order to maintain / rebuild our international relationship between Nigeria and your country among other countries, the Federal government of Nigeria have now decided to send this message to unlimited end of the world with the hope of finding all those that have been victimized be these cone men that unconditionally scamm people out of their hard earn money, so that they can be compesated after due verification that you have trully been victimized. In other words you are to respond to this mail, if only you know and have prove that you have been scammed out of your fund before, either by means of Next Of Kin, Contract With The NNPC , Lottery or any other story and upon ascertaining that you have been scammed, you shall be compesated from the nigeria foreign reserve fund and the money confiscated from some of these scammers which have been apprehended by the federal government. In view of this, you are to forward your complains to the complains section and you are advised to give us a detailed information about your involvement with these scammers and how they collected your money from you. CONTACT COMPLAINS AND INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT : 26A Awormwo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos - Nigeria. Tel: +234 (9) 6104400 Direct Line: +234 (8) 060000950 EMAIL:nigeriascame@atm.com ENDEAVOUR TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING DETAILS OF YOUR ALONG WITH YOUR COMPLAINS: YOUR FULL NAMES:............................... RESIDENCIAL ADDRESS:..................... OCCUPATION:.......................................... YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER:.............. NATIONALITY:........................................... STATE:....................................................... AGE:........................................................... As soon as we recieve thes information from you, a swift investigation will commence and at the end we promise that whoever is involved in your plight shall be apprehended and handed over to the government and you shall be compesated accordingly. This Decision is supported and approved courtesy: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND {I.M.F} , UNITED NATION SECRET SERVICE , EUROPE AMERICA AND THE ECOWAS COMMUNITIES. Thanks for your co-operation. Yours faithfully, NUHU RIBADU, {Executive Chairman} Economic & Financial Crime Commission {EFCC} Direct Line: +2346580000009 Motto: No Body is Above the Law (All contact info modified, please don't feed the spambots) |
| Posted by:Seafarious |
| #9 LOL! Cracker Jack box? I have fun righting back to these Bozos. I typically make an offer to send them money if they renounce Islam. As you can imagine, very few replies. |
| Posted by: Icerigger 2007-03-18 17:17 |
| #8 #6. That's pretty good, Ship. Where can I get one of those JOE decoder rings? |
| Posted by: GK 2007-03-18 12:59 |
| #7 Either Joe or Muck4Doo. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2007-03-18 09:47 |
| #6 This is a job for JOE! You need to get in touch with these FOLKS Mr. Mendiola and give them your insights -------> AS WELL AS UNDERSTANDING ------> viz international currency FLOWS = robbing the poor to enrich the BETTYCROCKERCRATS and their camelkize friends. Act now. We need your EXPERT HEP. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-03-18 07:06 |
| #5 I think the scam is the number you call is one of those $10/minute jobs. My wife got a letter in the mail from Euroland along the same lines (complete with 0.70 Euro stamp). |
| Posted by: phil_b 2007-03-18 03:59 |
| #4 Sure smells phishy to me. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-03-18 03:13 |
| #3 I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you signed their e-mail address up to a few of the same mailing lists that Ron Jeremy is party to. ;-) |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-03-18 02:45 |
| #2 Seafarious---They forgot to leave blanks for my bank, FED routing number, and account numbers and my Money Market Access Numbers plus Biz Credit Card number and Private Credit Card Numbers. /no one is gettin my lucky LOTTO number. |
| Posted by: RD 2007-03-18 02:20 |
| #1 Seafarious---They forgot to leave blanks for my bank, FED routing number, and account number. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2007-03-18 01:31 |