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| Trio Suspected of Staging Panty Raid |
| 2007-03-24 |
| Jersey City, N.J. (AP) -- Police were trying to pick up the trail of three people suspected of staging a panty raid this week at a Victoria's Secret in Newport Center Mall. I do hope they won't be used to "torture" Jihadis. The trio — two men and a woman — were able to thwart security sensors at the store because they used shopping bags lined with aluminum foil, known as "booster bags," police said. Oh, a Menaige a Tois! I always put the aluminium foil in my hat, but what do I know. I'm such a Rube. A security camera at the store caught the heist, but not before the trio grabbed dozens of bras and women's panties from two display tables. I'm allergic to Victoria's Secret. Every time I go in there my heart starts racing and my breath comes in short, sharp pants. The Tuesday night heist netted nearly $12,000 in undergarments: $4,905 in bras and $6,821 in women's panties. I told yall last Christmas those things are expensive. I was just looking for something to hang on the mantle, in a size 36D, in hopes Santa Claus would fill it. To heck with the stocking. "That's a lot of underwear," police Lt. Edgar Martinez told The New York Times for Thursday newspapers. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #3 $11,726 to be exact. |
| Posted by: USN, ret. 2007-03-24 20:31 |
| #2 nice try DB - Santa (who's got a list) doesn't reward the feelthy....I should know, dammit |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-03-24 19:16 |
| #1 ahh a professional panty raid. |
| Posted by: RD 2007-03-24 17:42 |