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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Who's your Daddy?
2007-04-10
NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) - Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead said Tuesday that DNA tests have proven he is the father of her infant daughter.
Birkhead emerged from a closed court hearing to announce the results. Smith's companion, Howard K. Stern, has been caring for the girl, Dannielynn, who could inherit a fortune in the wake of her mother's February death.

After the hearing, Stern said he would not fight for custody.

An expert in genetic evidence said the DNA analysis has proven Birkhead is Dannielynn's father. Dr. Michael Baird, who analyzed the results of a March 21 DNA test, announced the results outside the court. "Essentially, he's the biological father," Baird said. A jubilant Birkhead said "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."
Ka-Ching!
Anybody have a Kleenex? I just had an anticlimax.
Posted by:Steve

#4  ELarson channeling Faye Dunnaway(?) in Chinatown.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-04-10 18:46  

#3  I'd have given odds the father was her son. It would explain his death (suicide?) after the baby's birth.
My brother.
*slap*
My father.
*slap*
...
Posted by: eLarson   2007-04-10 17:26  

#2  I'd have given odds the father was her son. It would explain his death (suicide?) after the baby's birth.

That whole crowd appears to be on so many drugs, I'm surprised the baby's not addicted to something. Yet.

I suppose it's not required that famous people be total losers, but it apparently helps.

Crap like this mess makes my head hurt. I'd pledge total permanent allegiance to any news network/show that promised to deliver real news, not information about celebrities.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-04-10 16:59  

#1  Are they sure? I think they should do more tests. A lot more tests. What about that old guy married to Zsa Zsa Gabor? Are they really sure it's not him?
Is Brittney still in rehab?
Posted by: Ex Astronaut Lisa Nowak   2007-04-10 16:50  

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