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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
2007-04-19
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#12  "So Tombe, how's the 'wife'?"

"Not baaaaaaad."
Posted by: Jackal   2007-04-19 21:14  

#11  Gotta love that muslim sense of humor! ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-04-19 17:10  

#10  Yup, it was here a little over a year ago.
A5089 managed to find an article Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006
I'm still wondering if she counts as one of his four allowed wives and whether he will be able to treat the others as fairly as he treats her.
Posted by: GK   2007-04-19 16:16  

#9  Give Mr. Frum a cigar.2006-02-24
Unless it's his second marriage.
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-19 16:13  

#8  Didn't we read about this a few months ago?
Posted by: John Frum   2007-04-19 15:20  

#7  That's because the two Massachusetts senators are cousins. There's a family resemblance.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-04-19 13:47  

#6  Isn't this a "dog bites man" story? Happens every day there. They probably have a special line at city hall for this kind of thing.
Posted by: Mark E.   2007-04-19 13:31  

#5  Actually, he looks more like the other senator's son. The one with the Ambien problem.
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-19 13:28  

#4  I really hate to be the one to bring this up, but doesn't the guy in the picture bear a slight resemblance to a certain Massachusetts Senator?
Posted by: Raj   2007-04-19 13:25  

#3  "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Oh, good. Everybody loves happy endings...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-19 11:14  

#2  Talk about yer "nanny" state!

[rim shot]
Posted by: Mike   2007-04-19 11:14  

#1  LOL! I actually agree with their decision. I hope they had pictures and an announcement for the local paper.
Posted by: Thoth   2007-04-19 10:23  

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