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Down Under
Secret plans to evacuate 11 million Australians 'revealed'
2007-05-07
A TOP US radio commentator claims Australian authorities are in secret talks to evacuate 11 million citizens due to drought. If he's right, will the last Australian to leave the country please turn off the tap?

Well, it's all a bit of a joke - and the big laugh is on US talkback host Art Bell, one of the biggest names in American radio. Bell, who is on more radio stations than any other US broadcaster, repeated claims that Australian authorities are in emergency talks with the United States and other Commonwealth allies for the "proposed evacuation of 11 million" citizens, because of the crippling drought.

The weekend host for the Coast to Coast radio show claimed Australians would be forced to travel to other parts of the world on a flotilla of cruise ships carrying up to 500,000 people at a time because of the dwindling water supply.

And while there has been some talk of evacuating a handful of isolated country towns struggling to maintain their water supply, Bell repeated the claims of a supposed Russian scientist – who said Australia had sought the help of other western nations to consider moving its citizens to the vast wilderness regions of Alaska and Canada.

He paraphrased claims by supposed Russian scientist Sorcha Faal that secret talks were already under way to evacuate half the country, following Prime Minister John Howard's grim warning that the nation's food bowl region of the Murray Darling was under direct threat. "I wonder when the climate sceptics are going to finally catch on," Bell said. "Will it take something like this? Like evactuating half a nation, before we wake up and realise that it is actually happening?"
Posted by:Glinegum Glerelet8307

#12  I respect Art Bell. After all, he has dealt with Area 51 for years and I have only been to lowly Area 12.

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Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-05-07 23:37  

#11  Nanotechnology filters are showing great promise in water purification, especially high volume, low energy desalinization.

This may be one of the most important technologies to come down the road.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-05-07 22:11  

#10  Of course the story is crap because they are creating a new brand of VB that has less alchohol and contrarily more water. If you were running short of water that would be the exact opposite course of action to take.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2007-05-07 17:57  

#9  Subject to an annual proficiency test, to be co-ordinated with the New Zealand Department of Immigration.
Posted by: Grunter   2007-05-07 15:21  

#8  How about any Muslim who can swim a lap of Australia is allowed to stay.
Posted by: Grunter   2007-05-07 15:10  

#7  If Oz does decide to abandon ship the motto should be wymyn, children and socialists first.

How 'bout anything that looks like a radical muslim or supporter first?
Posted by: gorb   2007-05-07 14:26  

#6  A TOP US radio commentator
Wow. "Top" really has a flexible meaning here, doesn't it?
Posted by: eLarson   2007-05-07 13:57  

#5  Shut up already Art, it's a SECRET!
For those (like TW) who are fortunate enough to not know about him, Art is the mouthpiece of the tin-foil hat crowd he lives near Area 51 where the sky is filled with chemtrails and [garbled]
Posted by: Spot   2007-05-07 13:10  

#4  If Oz does decide to abandon ship the motto should be wymyn, children and socialists first.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-05-07 12:34  

#3  Curtis Sliwa refers to Art Bell as a "Looney Kazoonie."
Posted by: doc   2007-05-07 12:05  

#2  Somebody hasn't bothered to do check background. I'd never even heard of Mr. Bell until a5089 mentioned him in connection to over-the-top conspiracy thinking. I still haven't actually heard him, as far as I'm aware. Being on more radio stations doesn't mean much if he's used as a 3 a.m. filler substitute for radio hiss, with a regular audience measured in the hundreds column and the remainder suffering from insomnia rather than interest.

Or it could be that there are considerably more functional madmen walking around the US than I knew.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-05-07 12:00  

#1  Art Bell, the very personification of demented and delusional. I was hoping to read that the Aussies were organizing a general Muslim roundup concluded by a fast trip back to their hellhole of origin.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter2970   2007-05-07 11:44  

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