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Jug-bound Paris foto'ed toking up
2007-05-15
Just when she thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, pictures have surfaced of Paris Hilton surreptitiously smoking cannabis. The 26-year-old heiress was photographed allegedly smoking a joint while backstage at last month's Coachella music festival. Paris Hilton allegedy puffed on a joint while at a music festival last month

Paris attended the event with a group of pals weeks before her court hearing, but clearly wasn't concerned about keeping out of trouble ahead of the case. Hilton now faces a 45-day jail term for for driving while her licence was suspended.

As it stands, Hilton - who has appealed to the Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger for a pardon via an online petition - is scheduled to be admitted to jail on June 5.

The online Free Paris Hilton petition has gathered more than 25,000 signatures - but unfortunately for the reality TV star, a rival campaign, Jail Paris Hilton, is twice as popular, with more than 60,000 supporters.
The online Free Paris Hilton petition has gathered more than 25,000 signatures - but unfortunately for the reality TV star, a rival campaign, Jail Paris Hilton, is twice as popular, with more than 60,000 supporters.

Hilton can expect tough conditions at LA's Century Regional Detention Center where is set to serve her time. Her cell will be approximately 12 feet by 8 feet and feature very basic amenities such as a sink, toilet and mirror. According to reports, inmates are forbidden from wearing makeup and hair extensions, and are allowed only two pairs of socks and underpants.
"Can I have four pairs of socks if I don't bring any underpants?"

Hilton, who has been making the most of her freedom with bike rides, shopping trips and even a church visit, is said to be in a fragile state of mind as her sentence looms.

Dr. Charles Sophy, Hilton's psychiatrist, wrote in a report: "She is emotionally distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing, the jail sentence imposed upon her by the judge, and her fear of incarceration."

The assessment was part of a document given to an LA court in relation to £5 million slander and libel suit against Hilton by actress Zeta Graff. Hilton is scheduled to testify in the trial next week, however Dr. Sophy contends that in her current state, she is "not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial."
Posted by:Fred

#8  I say iff PARIS has to "do it", then she should take a lesson from NAOMI + Osama's fav girl WHITNEY > LOOK GREAT WHILE DOING IT.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-05-15 22:23  

#7  HHHHHHHHMMMMMM, VH1/ "E!" CHANNEL > Party Buddy(s)revealed on TV Paris is worth $7.0Milyuuuhn, which "in Hollywood means she's poor"???

OTOH, BIG NEWS NETWORK > PATTY HEARST? gives her [pro-Paris]two cents on Paris' lockup. PATTY HEARST???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-05-15 22:21  

#6  Jail the shrink for malprctice.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-05-15 19:35  

#5  You bastards, Paris is gonna start ripping out Jail Victim Poetry and put it ina book! Rich! Rich! Paris Channels Oscar W. and ends up pregnant by Andrew Sullivan! Yeah! I can see it! High concept!
Posted by: Shipman   2007-05-15 19:14  

#4  Now she's got her shrink trying to say she can't take a 45 day stretch. Expect her medical doctor to come up with a medical reason why she cant serve her sentence.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2007-05-15 17:42  

#3  ARTIST: Brewer and Shipley
TITLE: One Toke Over the Line
Lyrics and Chords


{Refrain}
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

/ C - - - F - C - / C C/B Am D9 F G C - / :

Who do you love, I hope it's me
I've been changing, as you can plainly see
I felt the joy and I learned about the pain that my mama said
If I should choose to make it part of me
Would surely strike me dead, and now I'm

/ C - - - F - C - / C - D9 - F - G - / C - - - F - C - /
/ C Am D9 F G7 - C - /

{Refrain}

I sail away, a country mile
And now I'm returning, and showing off my smile
I met all the girls and I loved myself a few, and to my surprise
Like everything else that I've been through
They opened up my eyes, and now I'm

{Refrain}
Posted by: 3dc   2007-05-15 17:04  

#2  I don't know... she is rich as sin...
That's pretty meaningful to some leaches (er guys).
Posted by: 3dc   2007-05-15 17:02  

#1  not capable of any meaningful participation. Period. Animated husk.
Posted by: twobyfour   2007-05-15 15:35  

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