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| The "World's Largest Halal Trade Fair" | |
| 2007-05-19 | |
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| Posted by:Seafarious |
| #2 :> 9.88 with Judges Prizes for Early Morining Weirdness |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-05-19 12:15 |
| #1 10th May 2007 (Thursday) INSTRUCTIONAL CLASSES LIMITED ENROLLMENT 7:01AM – 7:30AM – Room 401 – Hall D Sunrise Prayer Session Mandatory attendance – Mint tea to be served afterwards 8:00AM – 9:00AM – Room 514 – Hall B Halal butchering techniques for shopkeepers and jihadis (Knives not provided – please bring your own) 9:30AM – 10:30AM – Room 306 – Hall G Turn a Somali CARE package into a four course dinner party (Celebrity chef Kifto N. al-Tabouleh in attendance) 11:00AM – 12:00PM – Room 112 – Hall A The Islamically correct sale and marketing of abused goats (Special presentation by Mufti Ali al-Nani Prodder) 12:00PM – 1:00PM – Cafeteria – Main Hall LUNCH SERVICE– (No Host) Main Entrée – Goat Stew with Special Sauce 1:10PM – 1:40PM – Room 401 – Hall D Dhuhr Prayer Session Mandatory attendance – Baklava to be served afterwards 2:00PM – 4:00PM – Multipart Presentation – Stable Area – Pen A-15 The versatile camel: Vehicle, food source & sex partner all in one (Condoms provided for optional participation group session) 4:34PM – 5:34PM – Room 401 – Hall D Asr Prayer Session Mandatory attendance – Nargile salon afterwards |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-05-19 05:52 |