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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Hippies complain about "gutter punks"
2007-06-04
From his second-floor apartment at the counterculture crossing of Haight and Ashbury streets, Arthur Evans watches a new generation of wayward youth invade his free-spirited neighborhood.

The former flower child was among the legions of idealistic wanderers who migrated here during the Vietnam War to "tune in, turn on and drop out." But Evans, who has lived at the same address for 34 years, says he has never seen anything like this crowd, who use his flower bed as a bathroom and sell pot outside his window.
"Duuuuude. They're, like, underpricing me by 10%, and that really harshes my mellow--and my profit margin."

They're known as gutter punks, these homeless kids with dirty dreadlocks and nose rings, lime-green mohawks and orange spray-painted faces, who panhandle with cardboard signs that riff on their lifestyles. "Tune in, turn on and drop out" "Please Help Us Get Un-Sober," one reads. Another: "Please Give Us Weed, Beer or Money." . . .

Evans, 64, says they should get help, clean up or go home.
"I can't understand what's wrong with today's youth."
"I used to be a hippie. I wore beads and grew my hair long," he said. "But my generation had something these kids do not: a standard of civilized behavior."
"Sure, we did pot and LSD and never bathed, but our music was 'way better. Who'd you rather listen to? Hendrix or Nine Inch Nails?"

Panhandler Jonah Lawrence, 25, insists it is residents who need civilizing.
"F------- squares! They sold out to the Man, man!"
"They say, 'Get a job!' " he said. "And I say, 'You got clothes for me? Or a place I can take a shower so I can look for work?' It's so bogus to tell me to get a job if I have nothing."
Posted by:Mike

#13  "Damn kids! Can't hear my Jefferson Airplane over all that caterwauling! Oh, wait a minute....got to replace that hearing aid battery...."
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-06-04 23:07  

#12  "Like wow! Peace and love and ... GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"
Posted by: DMFD   2007-06-04 19:01  

#11  Foul language, denigration of courtesy and polite manners, misogynism, racism, intentionally revolting appearance and general intolerance are their hallmarks. ...
Violent, self-destructive amoral thugs who absolutely refuse to integrate into society in any meaningful way.


Sounds like A Clockwork Orange without the stylishness.
Posted by: xbalanke   2007-06-04 18:58  

#10  Man, what a bunch of symathetic comments there are here today. Why isn't ther more compassion towards the esteemed Mr. Evans? I mean, here he is after having squatted at the same place for 30 and 4 years, shouldn't he be entitled to little peace and tranquility in his golden years....?
/sarc off
Posted by: USN. Ret.   2007-06-04 15:38  

#9  Oddly enough, they're emulating you, you hippie numbnuts.

Not really. Long before people became confused between unkempt nomads and actual hippies, a majority of the true hippies were focused on learning and peaceful coexistence. Yes, there were anarchist morons among them, but the level of intelligence was pretty decent.

Punks are nothing more than thugs. Their death obsession, readiness to commit violence, incredible self-abuse and abusiveness to others flies in the face of nearly everything that decent hippies once stood for.

Unfortunately for hippies, many others who were entirely without direction adopted the exact same guise and demeanor but were essentially unproductive bums. Liberal politics aside for a moment, these street bums gave hippies a bad name that persists until today.

The current crowd of punks are incredible losers whose sense of entitlement gives them no understanding of productivity or socially cohesive behavior. While people may have thought long hair was intentionally offensive, street punks take things well beyond this. Foul language, denigration of courtesy and polite manners, misogynism, racism, intentionally revolting appearance and general intolerance are their hallmarks.

While hippies may seem to have been their progenitors, street punks are the pinnacle achievement of the nihilistic philosophy that has been taught to our children for many decades. The "there is no right and wrong" and "truth is relative" crowd have delivered forth their ultimate triumph. Violent, self-destructive amoral thugs who absolutely refuse to integrate into society in any meaningful way.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-06-04 14:28  

#8  Oddly enough, they're emulating you, you hippie numbnuts.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2007-06-04 11:55  

#7  Years ago, a Phoenix cartoonist named Bob Boze Bell did a funny one page for the Phx New Times, about "Punk Scouting". One cartoon showed a Punk Scout, and was captioned "Remember that when carving a hippie, you should always carve away from yourself."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-06-04 11:21  

#6  Like does attract like.

See how you like it now, you bunch of goddamn aging socialists.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-06-04 11:20  

#5  It is interesting to contrast these social misfits with our guys and gals serving in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-06-04 10:16  

#4  It's pretty funny when the crows come home to roost, too. Especially when they try to share the roost with the cows....
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2007-06-04 10:09  

#3  Like, all you dirty hippie dudes get off my lawn, man...
Always amusing when the cows come home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031   2007-06-04 09:23  

#2  Jonah Lawrence's problem is he thinks he will be looking for a job, when he should be begging for a job.
Posted by: Grusosh Borgia9229   2007-06-04 07:56  

#1  This fine blog DEFINITIVELY needs an Acme irony-meter. Heh.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-06-04 07:36  

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