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Hamas issues Johnston ultimatum |
2007-06-18 |
Oh-oh, Al. Don't look like this thing's gonna go down like you thought it would... Islamist group Hamas has told the Palestinian militants holding BBC correspondent Alan Johnston it will free him by force if they do not release him by the end of today. There's only one hitch with that book deal, Al. Ya gotta be alive to write it... Johnston was abducted by armed men in Gaza City on March 12 and Wednesday will mark his 100th day in captivity. Does he win a swell prize? Reuters quoted a senior Hamas official as saying: "If he is not released we would use all means to secure his life and to free him. Today is the last day for the captors to release Alan Johnston." Oh, I wouldn't worry, Al. I'm sure they won't come in blowing shit up and firing at anything that moves...including you. |
Posted by:tu3031 |
#7 A nobel thing to do or noble thing to do ...? That depends upon who's handing out the goodies, AP. You know that! |
Posted by: Zenster 2007-06-18 23:38 |
#6 A nobel thing to do or noble thing to do, CF7165. Letter order is very important, heh. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2007-06-18 21:57 |
#5 What a nobel thing to do. maybe if they free him, the west will fall in love with hamas again? |
Posted by: Criling Fillmore7165 2007-06-18 18:43 |
#4 What armatures. You don't kill the cheerleaders. You string them along with empty promises and THEN screw them before you dump them. Haven't any of these morons been on the varsity squad? |
Posted by: DarthVader 2007-06-18 16:28 |
#3 Translation: "We keep telling and telling you clowns to leave the PR staff the hell alone. Now you're gonna get it for real." |
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2007-06-18 14:58 |
#2 Was Saturdays 24 hour estimate of release based on the islamist 7th century blue moon calendar? Looks like Al better write faster... |
Posted by: Phineter Thraviger 2007-06-18 14:48 |
#1 They've been saying that since Saturday. I'm going to count to three... |
Posted by: Penguin 2007-06-18 13:18 |