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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
| Chile: Earthquake, 5.6 scale, strikes |
| 2007-06-29 |
| An earthquake measuring 5.6 on the Richter scale struck the center of Chile, the American Geological Service reported. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #4 thats not funny Barb! /lol it waws too! |
| Posted by: Minister 2007-06-29 18:05 |
| #3 Glen, it's a play on an old joke: A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are playing golf. None of them are very good, but the priest is having a particularly bad day. He tees up at the first hole, swings, and misses. "Damn!" he says. Minister and rabbi shakes their heads and remind him that a priest shouldn't use such language. Second hole, the priest tees up, swings and misses, and says, "Damn! Missed again!" Again the minister and the rabbi tut-tut, shakes their heads, and remind the priest he shouldn't talk like that - he's a man of the cloth, a representative of God, and his behavior should be exemplary. This goes on for several more holes. Then, just as they reach the 8th hole, a lightning bolt comes out of the clear blue sky and strikes the minister dead. As the priest and the rabbi stand there in shock, they hear a deep voice from above exclaim, "Damn! Missed again!" :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-06-29 17:08 |
| #2 God doesn't miss, Barbara, but sometimes we do. Halliburton Earthquake Division |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2007-06-29 08:09 |
| #1 Damn, missed again! I was aiming for Venezuala. :-( /God |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-06-29 00:15 |