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| Iran-US Face-Off goes Sci-Fi: Spy Squirrels and Godly UFOs |
| 2007-07-10 |
| In case you ever wondered why Ahmadinejad is a paranoid nutcase... According to IRNA, the official Islamic Republic news agency, the national Police chief has implicitly verified the news about the confiscation of a number of squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, on the Iranian borders. He has declined to give any more details, but, reportedly, when asked about the confiscation of 14 spy squirrels, he stated, “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information”. IRNA adds, “These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services, but were captured two weeks ago by the Police”. Give it up, Infidel Squirrel! Ya haven't got a chance, me boyo! Come and get us, Muzzie copper! Bullwinkle cover the back!! The Iranian blogger Gameeron reports that he has heard on a state-run radio station that a cleric has been talking about the twelfth Imam, who is supposed to rise and make earth all Godly. He has reportedly mentioned, “It is not like Imam will use his sword to defeat the enemies. Have you not heard about the occasional news about the UFOs which are spotted in the sky? We know nothing about the passengers of those objects. Maybe, Imam will use UFOs to attack his enemies. Because, when the time comes, he will call you guys and will tell you, ‘You! Go and become the governor of London, You! Go and become the governor of Shicago. You! Go and become the governor of Berlin. You have to be ready for the time, when he calls on you to become the governor of Paris’”. Maybe the UFO has a big vacumn cleaner on it to suck the 12th Imam out of the well... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #12 They're really in trouble when they find out about our Sand Nanobots™. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-07-10 22:12 |
| #11 Hahaha! The squirrels ain't nothin' but a decoy. Wait until they find out about the goats! |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-07-10 21:23 |
| #10 SECRET SQUIRREL has gone rogue??? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-07-10 20:31 |
| #9 Everybody know the best spy hidey holes are in them turbans, especially the black ones. The only way to counter it is to shoot the base of the turbans. But this only works while the turbans are on the hosts. ‘You! Go and become the governor of London, You! Go and drive a taxi in Shicago. You! Go and become the gas station attendent.’ |
| Posted by: ed 2007-07-10 18:42 |
| #8 LOL - I'm not authorized to comment on that 3dc .... |
| Posted by: lotp 2007-07-10 18:19 |
| #7 If I had a mischievous inclination, I'd be over there crazy-gluing 18 cent integrated circuits to squirrels, pigeons and any other critter that came in reach. Sure, it may say 741 op amp on the package and might not appear connected to anything, but you know how tricky the Great Satan's minions are! |
| Posted by: SteveS 2007-07-10 16:34 |
| #6 Lotp - your poor squirrels. Condolences... I assume the whippets are still sending strong signals... |
| Posted by: 3dc 2007-07-10 15:12 |
| #5 Iranian blogger Gameeron; is the prototypical mouthpiece for delusion, get a clue would ya? before you can become govenor or mayor or even sanitation manager, you need skills , take a look around you Gameeron, you country is a disaster of bad policy, bad economics, and worse, you let oligarchs & kleptocrats have a full reign. Your as transparent as plastic wrap.And yes, the rest of the world can see through Plastic wrap. Whatever drug your taking get some help, the rest of us are not interested in being administerd by boobs claiming divine rights....get this and you might be on the way to getting well yourself. |
| Posted by: Elmert Big Foot6444 2007-07-10 14:26 |
| #4 I didn't know that US Air Force captains could assign people to be governors. The things you learn on the Internet. |
| Posted by: Slinesing Angomolet1065 2007-07-10 13:45 |
| #3 That cleric makes Walter Mitty look like a piker. |
| Posted by: KBK 2007-07-10 12:39 |
| #2 They may have caught Secret Squirrel, but Morocco Mole is still at large. Rumor has it he's gone underground. |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-07-10 12:11 |
| #1 It was the Kloognomes what did it. |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2007-07-10 11:29 |