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Spatulas Down! Mayor Temporarily Bans Nighttime Grilling In Small Town
2007-07-17
CANONSBURG, Pa. -- The mayor of Canonsburg, Washington County, issued a temporary executive order last week banning barbecuing or grilling after 8 p.m.
Mayor Anthony Colaizzo said the ban only pertained to charcoal grills, not gas.
He'd a been tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail anywhere in the South.
He said the order was part of an overall ban on recreational burning that's causing too much smoke in the town. Recreational Burning? At least no schools or churces will be burned by you know who. They regularly practice Recreational Burning.
"We're not an affluent community," Colaizzo said. "A lot of people don't have air conditioning, and there was a lot of people that couldn't even keep their windows open at night because these recreational fires were making smoke and toxic smells and a lot of them had respiratory illness."
Colaizzo said police have been having a hard time enforcing the ban.
They usually get invited to the BBQ and Beer party.
"When the police would arrive, right away they would put out a wiener and a marshmallow and they would say it was for recreational purposes," said Colaizzo.
Put out a weiner? Here again the snarks just write themselves.
After getting grilled by angry residents, Colaizzo rescinded the grilling order Thursday and said he was only trying to close a loophole in the borough burning ordinance.
"There are many more things that need to be watched other than if I make a hot dog or a piece of kielbasa after 8," said resident Rose Terkey, 51.
MMM, smoked kielbasa with sourkraut and a beer. I'm already hungry. Wonder if Rose would mind if I dropped by some evening.
Howard Rhome, the head of the Backyard Burning Bunch, said families gather around fire pits for recreational burning.
I think we've just found a new Rantburg prhase to describe Jihadi fires. Reacreational Burning.
He said during one of the gatherings, police showed up and made him tear it down.
Colaizzo said a meeting is scheduled for Tuesday with Council to discuss the recreational ban.
smoker
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#8  They can take my grill from my cold, dead hands....
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-07-17 18:02  

#7  Finally, they came for my grill and there was nobody left to say anything....

I have ranted here before about the latest addition to Ohio's fire code that makes it illegal for me to even own a gas grill, haven't I?
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2007-07-17 15:15  

#6  First, they came to take away the trans fats and I said nothing.

Next, they came for the Fois Gras and still I said nothing.

Finally, they came for my grill and there was nobody left to say anything....
Posted by: danking_70   2007-07-17 13:31  

#5  Now you're getting silly, lotp. Surely you've heard of the innate grace the Northerners inherited from the Native Americans, with whom the immigrants intermarried so frequently over the centuries, such that the number of those claiming Indian ancestry nears that of those claiming Irish ancestry on St. Patrick's Day. This enables those however-attenuated descendents to leap up and down and utter unintelligeable but meaningful cries while, f'r instance, watching intercollegiate sports on television. Gracefully and rhythmically, as I've so frequently been told as I mopped up spilled beer. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-07-17 13:19  

#4  Totally lacking in rhythm, tw.

Some of them, anyway. Not counting the gymnast dancers from certain northern places, who remain the graceful exceptions. LOL
Posted by: lotp   2007-07-17 12:58  

#3  They can't? The things I don't know!
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-07-17 12:49  

#2  heh - eveyone knows Yankees can't dance Besoeker. ;-)
Posted by: lotp   2007-07-17 12:42  

#1  Howard Rhome, the head of the Backyard Burning Bunch, said families gather around fire pits for recreational burning.

Any hooded attire, circular dancing or chants? Yankees, I'll never figure em out.


Posted by: Besoeker   2007-07-17 12:15  

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