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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Bill Clinton Implicated In NV Prostitution Ring; 'School' Had $200K 'Earmark'
2007-07-18
Las Vegas police arrested Brooks, 36, and four associates last week after a two-week investigation into the local prostitution ring. The investigation started when a tipster told detectives about a cheerleading coach at Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy who might be running a prostitution service.

When an undercover detective called Brooks, she said her girls were clean and only serviced upscale clients, a police report said. She later boasted that she had more than 40 women working for her and that her clients ranged from basketball star Shaquille OÂ’Neal to a former president, according to the report.

“These are not your average girls. Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton,” Brooks told an undercover officer, according to the report.

******But wait! There's More!******

According to our latest count, there appears to be roughly 1338 earmarks included in the Labor-HHS appropriations bill. One of these earmarks, requested by Rep. Shelley Berkely (D-NV), would provide $200,000 to the Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy, (whose website is inactive), located in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Agassi established the tuition-free charter school for local "at-risk" kids in 2001, and last year the House approved a $175,000 earmark for the institution--although it did not become law because Congress did not complete the appropriation's process.

In 2004, Forbes Magazine ranked Agassi 27th (right after Will Smith and Julia Roberts) on its list of richest individuals under age 40--at the time, the tennis star was 34 years old and worth $162 million. Although Agassi was known during his playing days for his soft touch and accuracy, this action seems to be a fault – especially for the far less wealthy taxpayers who are being asked to fund it.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#15  "... Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton.”

Monica finally found a job.
Posted by: Elmomoth Javitle4523   2007-07-18 19:56  

#14  Â“These are not your average girls. Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton.”

That certainly means they're not average. It means they're below average on sense and taste and above average on the "WON'T TOUCH" scale.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2007-07-18 19:34  

#13  "As office boy I made such a mark,
that they gave me the post of a junior Clark,
I wore clean collars, and a brand new suit,
and I polished all the "Handles" at the institute.
(Chorus)
He polished all the "Handles" at the institute

I polished all the "Handles" so carefuly, that now I am the ruler of the Kings Navy,"
(Chorus)
He polished all the "Handles" so Carefuly,
that now he is the ruler of the King's Navy

Yup, Gilbert and Sullivan knew the way to advance.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-07-18 17:28  

#12  Brilliant. What is their slogan?

At Risk? Here at Agassi, We have career opportunities for you in prostitution. With our classes such as, Blow Jobs 101 - our young boys and girls can "overnight" find themselves highly competitive against Ivy League grads for jobs in the highest levels of government.
Posted by: AT   2007-07-18 16:48  

#11  I meant doubtful, not "ubtful"

my fingers aren't small enough for the keyboard
Posted by: mhw   2007-07-18 16:35  

#10  "...worked for Clinton..."

probably means they had a job in the White House; it is ubtful anyone in the White House other than Monica L. (maybe not even Hillary) sexually serviced Bill Clinton while he was Prez. If there was, and she had proof, she would have a $M book deal by now.
Posted by: mhw   2007-07-18 16:32  

#9  ...a cheerleading coach at Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy

Is this for real? Whaddya, get into Faber College if youse do good?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-07-18 13:51  

#8  Rambler: you are correct; this story could all be bogus. However, one thing it is not is implausible. It's very plausible, and everybody knows it.
Posted by: Mike   2007-07-18 13:43  

#7  Agreed, John. Could've been why I just noticed it, because the TfT ad was "above" Grace's, lol!
Posted by: BA   2007-07-18 13:30  

#6  Alas, I never got past Grace.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-07-18 12:31  

#5  LOL! This story and then I noticed (for the first time) the "T!ts for Troops" blogad to the right. Oh, the irony, Fred you're on it today!
Posted by: BA   2007-07-18 12:23  

#4  But during the slander suit, there are discoveries, and the facts come out.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-07-18 11:49  

#3  Of course, all we have is her word that Bill Clinton used her girls. Unless she can prove it, Clinton could sue her for slander.
(I can't believe I am actually defending Bill Clinton)
Posted by: Rambler   2007-07-18 11:37  

#2  Wouldn't surprise me.

And this is the last thing Hillary needs. Bill brought up on prostitution charges during the '08 run.

So, this will be squashed.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-07-18 10:57  

#1  Â“These are not your average girls. Some of them have worked with Bill Clinton.”

Posted by: Mike   2007-07-18 10:27  

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