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Moustache war shakes Egypt
2007-07-23
WHEN an elder was kidnapped in a clan dispute in conservative southern Egypt, the Al-Arab family's worst fears were soon realised - they received a package containing his moustache, local media reported.

The man himself was returned uninjured, but the use of the new shaving tactic sent shockwaves through the town of Mahrusa, near Luxor 650 kilometres south of Cairo, where a man's Honour™ is measured by the size of his doinker moustache, the Al-Gomhuria daily said.

The conflict that started with a coffee shop brawl swiftly spiralled out of control, with the Al-Arab carrying out a humiliating reprisal shave on a leading member of the Fallaheen family, followed by all-out battles with sticks and clubs.

Police and community leaders then intervened, restoring a relative calm to the town, the paper said, with those worst hit by the conflict set to remain indoors for the coming weeks pending the regrowth of their manliness.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#7  "What's it mean?"

"Al-Arab message. It means Mahmoud has been stripped of honor."

"By shaving his moustache?"

"Yes."

"Boy, you guys really need to get a life, don't ya?"
Posted by: mojo   2007-07-23 16:30  

#6  Was the moustache cursed?
Posted by: xbalanke   2007-07-23 14:58  

#5  they received a package containing his moustache, local media reported.

How do they know it's his moustache? Does it look like one of them Groucho ones? Did they get it in one piece?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-07-23 13:30  

#4  Have these clowns forgotten the original purpose of a straight razor?
Posted by: Zenster   2007-07-23 13:10  

#3  all-out battles with sticks and clubs

That type of tribal behavior is manageable when it's only sticks and clubs. Give them SAMs, shaped charges and WMD, tho, and it's not cute anymore.
Posted by: lotp   2007-07-23 11:00  

#2  Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-07-23 10:07  

#1   If the US did that to its Gitmo inmates, it would be a crime against humanity, mustachecide, or something evil like that.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-07-23 09:38  

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