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Olde Tyme Religion
The WorldÂ’s Stupidest Fatwas
2007-07-26
Salman Rushdie

Who: Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini of Iran

What: A fatwa is simply a religious ruling in Islam—most often, it seems, fatwas are about sexual matters—but Westerners usually associate the term with the notorious 1989 death sentence against British author Salman Rushdie. At the time, Khomeini was seeking to distract his followers from the pointless slaughter of the recently ended Iran-Iraq war, during which hundreds of thousands of Iranians were killed and wounded. Rushdie had just authored The Satanic Verses, an edgy novel about the origins of the Koran, and thus proved the perfect foil for Khomeini’s designs. Thousands of irate Muslims around the world protested the book as an insult to Islam. For a decade, Rushdie lived in hiding, fearing assassination for his “apostasy.” More recently, when Queen Elizabeth II knighted the author for his literary achievements, al Qaeda called for retaliation against Britain. And Khomeini’s successor, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khomeini, reversed his earlier position and said that the original 1989 fatwa remains in force.
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#6  Still waiting for a death fatwa against bin Laden.

How about one against Qaradawi for sanctifying martyrdom operations?

Somehow Islam seems far more concerned with fatwan about really stupid shit.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-07-26 14:52  

#5  That list is too short; any fatwa is a stupid fatwa. kind of like bringing a lawsuit against, oh i don't know, maybe Ladie's night bar promotions.......
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-07-26 14:52  

#4  I'm certain there have been more stupid fatwas issued. We just aren't privy to some of them.

Are there any worthwhile fatwas? How about a fatwa against doing stupid stuff?

How about a fatwa against planting IEDs?

A fatwa against anyone flying planes into tall buildings and killing people?
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-07-26 09:43  

#3  Today's earworm, with(out) apologies to Babs Streisand:

Fatwa's....
People who need fatwa's....
Are the looniest people...in the world....
Posted by: OyVey1   2007-07-26 08:52  

#2  Oh, I don't know. I kinda think the last one might fly.
Posted by: Skidmark   2007-07-26 05:51  

#1  Fart-Waaas is much more appropriate label for this drivel . Signifies the brain farts of old demented Muzzies who've beeen sucking far too long on the water bong laced with putrified camel shit. All fartwaas issued to apply to any civilized western nation ought to automatically incur the death penalty for said offender.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter2970   2007-07-26 00:50  

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