#1 Sorry, if this offends anyone. I was entranced when I heard Dennis Miller joking about it the other day. Although the original acquital was posted in September it was nice to see they are going to get off scot free - other than having to change their names and appearance before ever getting another date (assuming they have ever had one.)
What left me wanting to know more but not really wanting to know more was the following facts:
1. One of the guys was too skittish to do the deed without a condom ... but the other two were OK with unprotected post mortum carnal knowledge. 2. Who was the first one of the three to suggest that they ought to dig up a date? 3. Why would that person thought that having his buddies join him would have improved the experience? 4. Whether the guy who was going to go first was a more wretched human being than the guy going last? |