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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Topless shoplifter raises a ruckus
2007-08-18
TRENTON, N.J., Aug. 17 (UPI) -- Trenton, N.J., police kept a merchant from losing his shirt to a shoplifter but the suspect wasn't so lucky. The female suspect literally lost her top while trying to avoid being handcuffed Thursday night and fled down the street with her boobies honkers breasts flopping flapping in the wind, the Trenton (N.J.) Times reported Friday.
ED: Shoulda gone with "bouncing," I think. Maybe "bobbling." "Flapping in the wind" implies there was wind. In Trenton. In August. Right. It could happen, I suppose.
The 20-year-old woman was nabbed a short distance from the store and forced to lie face down on the pavement until police re-dressed her, officials said. The suspect -- who had an outstanding warrant -- faces fresh charges of shoplifting and resisting arrest.
Posted by:Fred

#6  good thing she wasn't Helen Thomas's age. She'd get 3 feet and trip over them. Someone mighta got hurt
Posted by: Frank G   2007-08-18 10:05  

#5  A turn-over for double dribbling.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-08-18 09:56  

#4  I'm afraid I'll need to see some pictures Fred.
Posted by: Threremp the Really Smart8237   2007-08-18 09:18  

#3  Bust-ed!
Posted by: Mike   2007-08-18 07:24  

#2  "The suspect -- who had an outstanding warrant rack -- faces fresh charges of shoplifting and resisting arrest"

If eyewitness reports are to be believed.
Posted by: WTF   2007-08-18 06:14  

#1  A 20 year old's breasts flapping is a truly horrific sight.
Posted by: ed   2007-08-18 01:48  

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