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Paris Hilton launches easy-off clothing-line
2007-08-18
Paris Hilton has unveiled her namesake clothing line.
... so to speak.
The 26-year-old heiress, author, singer, perfume designer and reality-TV star met a crowd of fans at the Los Angeles event. "It's a dream come true to have my own clothing line," she said, wearing a gold sequined mini-dress. "It's just Paris style: fun, bright and flashy."
"You might call it 'floozy!'"
The collection, which Hilton described as "really comfortable" and "really affordable," includes shoes, T-shirts and jeans. Hilton said she spent a year submitting and approving designs. "It's just from my closet to their closets," she said. "I'm just excited about it and everyone really loves it."
"It's all designed to be worn without underpants, of course! And if one or both of your honkers escape, they won't stray far!"
Additional pieces will be released next month, she said.
"Really, it's getting harder to come up with more places to accidentally bare! I'm working on it really hard, though. I managed to expose one of my ovaries last week, in fact!"
The heiress also discussed other newsy matters in her life: her pregnant pal, Nicole Richie ("She's going to be a great mom," Hilton said), and the pending sale of her Hollywood Hills home. "I'm going to miss my house because I love it. I really designed it to be my perfect taste," she said. "But too many people know where I live and I'd rather be in a gated community."
Posted by:Fred

#1  She needs to be in a gated community, all right - one where they don't let her out.
Posted by: Bobby   2007-08-18 15:56  

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