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| Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner |
| 2007-08-20 |
A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus. The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation. "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived." |
| Posted by:Oztralian |
| #7 Mmmhmm, i guess some people don't have anything else to do... Puppetry Of The Penis |
| Posted by: Oztralian 2007-08-20 20:55 |
| #6 People pay to see this shit? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-08-20 20:35 |
| #5 Barb, this has nothing to do with sheep, and if, then only by inference.;-) |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-08-20 20:23 |
| #4 I NEVER take Mr. Winkle out for fresh air when Super Glue is being used. |
| Posted by: Red Dawg 2007-08-20 20:11 |
| #3 I really don't want to know what his "performance" was supposed to entail, exactly.... Eeeeewwwwwww. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-08-20 19:27 |
| #2 I don't pee around my horses. They almost colic laughing so hard. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2007-08-20 19:18 |
| #1 Trying to cut down on that myself. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2007-08-20 18:06 |