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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man dies after butting heads with armless man
2007-09-18
Looks like another "Great Moment in the History of White Trash"...
An autopsy was planned Tuesday to determine what killed a Snellville man who died after being head-butted during a fight with a man with no arms.
Ah think Ah kin take him, Orville...
No charges have been filed against the armless man.
Well, he was unarmed...
Snellville police Chief Roy Whitehead said Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfren, who had been in an ongoing dispute over a woman, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a home on Pine Street in the Gwinnett County town.
Well, ah's got more teeth then him, Britney!
But, Britney, he ain't got no arms!
Let's put down our beers n' settle it lahk men...somebody put mah beer down fer me.

"There was somebody between them trying to separate them and the fight occurred around the witness," Whitehead said.
We tryed ta grab him by the arm, but...he ain't got any...
Whitehead said that according to witnesses, Redfren, who has no arms, kicked Teer, and Teer then struck Redfren. Bystanders got the two men separated, but Redfren "came back and head-butted [Teer] one time," Whitehead said. "That's what we understand at this point."
Jeez, buddy. Seeing how the guy had no arms, it might've been smart to watch out for Ye Olde Headbutt.
After being head-butted, Teer complained of being dizzy, "and then he collapsed. He was dead on the scene," Whitehead said.
His last thought: I just got beat to to death by a guy with no arms. How pathetic is that?
He said that after the fight, Redfren and the woman got into Redfren's truck and drove to the Snellville police station.
Git in the truck, Britney...it ain't lahk I'm drivin.
"They were calling us," Whitehead said. "He was going to call to report the dispute, and then when [Teer] collapsed, they told 911 they needed EMS."
How do you work a cellphone with no arms? And drive at the same time?
Please, I see that on the Chicago expressways every day ...
Whitehead said investigators were awaiting autopsy results before deciding on whether to file charges against Redfren.
Duz ya still luv me, Britney!
Posted by:tu3031

#10  No charges have been filed against the armless man

Can't figure out how to arrest him?
Posted by: gorb   2007-09-18 17:56  

#9  Murder two. Head butting with intent to injure or kill.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-09-18 16:15  

#8  Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-09-18 16:11  

#7  "How do you work a cellphone with no arms? And drive at the same time?"
Come up to Seattle sometime and watch all the Volvo / Beemer-drivin Barbies to that and more on I-5.
Hang up and drive, biatch.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-09-18 14:58  

#6  If this is the same "Rusty" I used to hang with at East Lake CC in the late 70's. You should see him open a beer with his toes and down it.
Posted by: Beavis   2007-09-18 13:00  

#5  That's what happens when you bring an unloaded weapon to a head-buttin' contest.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-09-18 12:56  

#4  Good one, Mike.
Posted by: Penguin   2007-09-18 12:56  

#3  So, then, the Black Knight could have taken King Arthur.
Posted by: Mike   2007-09-18 12:38  

#2  He said that after the fight, Redfren (remember, he has no arms) and the woman got into Redfren's truck and drove to the Snellville police station
Posted by: Frank G   2007-09-18 12:32  

#1  No charges have been filed against the armless man.

It would have been hard to announce that he'd been brought in handcuffed!! YUK!
Posted by: Almost Anonymous5839   2007-09-18 12:21  

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